Doctor Pratt Quotes in The Wrong Box (1966)

[the doctor, owner of dozens of cats, is coughing]

Doctor Pratt: I'm all right; it's just a fur ball; it's nothing. Strangely, I haven't had fur for a fortnight.

Doctor Pratt: Well, it'll cost you five shillings.

Morris Finsbury: Price is no object.

Doctor Pratt: Right. Ten shillings, then. Payable in advance.

Morris Finsbury: I collect eggs, Doctor.

Doctor Pratt: Eggs, yes. Oh, I enjoy an egg myself, yes. They don't make good pets, though; you can never get them in at night.

Morris Finsbury: I was wondering - do you by any chance happen to have any - uh - death certificates?

Doctor Pratt: Do I happen to have any death certificates? What a monstrous thing, sir - what a monstrous thing to say to a member of the medical profession! Do you realize the enormity of what you have just said?

Morris Finsbury: Yes. Do you have any death certificates?

Doctor Pratt: How many do you want?