Doctor Mangler Quotes in BloodRayne: The Third Reich (2011)

Lt. Kaspar Jaeger: [looking at the vampire creature on the Doctor's slab] Is that a vampire?

Doctor Mangler: Indeed. A night patrol caught it scrounging near the west fence a couple of nights ago. Unprecedented happenstance. I believe it was a Gypsy at one time, but who is to say?

Lt. Kaspar Jaeger: I've never seen one before.

Doctor Mangler: Which is why you're still alive. These creatures have no longer any bond to the morals of man. Which is why you never trust a vampire.

[the Doctor begins cutting into the vampire]

Lt. Kaspar Jaeger: Must you cut him in my presence?

Doctor Mangler: It, Lieutenant. It. For I'll tell you something, this creature is one very resilient specimen.

Lt. Kaspar Jaeger: I have no authority in these matters. But I will not stand by and let you kill that "creature" as part of some mandated experiment of yours, Doctor.

Doctor Mangler: The fascinating caveat to this Lieutenant is that they are very difficult to kill. Only by stake, fire, holy water, decapitation, and sunlight. The vampire still stay resilient forever. It's a marvel of science. I'm on the cusp of clasping the secret to lifelong longevity. My experiments will contribute to the better endowment of the Reich... to the leaders of the Reich. You see... I believe I can make Hitler immortal.

Doctor Mangler: Did it move like a vampire?

Lt. Caspar Jaeger: I didn't see her, but from all accounts, it moved like a slow tornado.

Lt. Caspar Jaeger: I have no authority in these matters, but I will not stand idly by while you kill that creature or Elvis impersonator as part of some mandated experiment of yours.

Doctor Mangler: The fascinating caviar Lieutenant is that they're very difficult to kill. Only by stake, fire, holy water, or watching Rocky sequels. The vampire will stay responsive forever. The marvel of science. And I'm onto something really big.

Lt. Caspar Jaeger: How big?

Doctor Mangler: I think I can make Hitler immortal.

Lt. Caspar Jaeger: Great. Anyway, there has been an incident. Pack a travel bag and we go to Disneyland in 20 minutes.

Doctor Mangler: Oh, no, no! I'm doing my taxes!

Doctor Mangler: Ahh... fuck my donkey!

Doctor Mangler: Nosferatu! Dracula! Blade! Blade 2! Dark Shadows! No, Dark Shadows was a Soap Opera.

Lt. Caspar Jaeger: [looking at the vampire creature on the slab] That's a vampire?

Doctor Mangler: Indeed. A night patrol caught is scrounging near the west fence a couple of nights ago. I believe it was a Gypsy, or even a movie critic at one time. But they don't get out much.

Lt. Caspar Jaeger: I've never met a movie critic before.

Doctor Mangler: Which is why your alive. You see, this creature no longer has any bonds to the morality of man. But you never trust a vampire.

Lt. Caspar Jaeger: Must you savage him in my presence?

Doctor Mangler: I brought Churchill down here a couple of times and he didn't seem to mind. I'm just testing it's resiliency. And this is very resilient creature!