Doctor Evan Rendell Quotes in Dr. Giggles (1992)

Doctor Evan Rendell: Time to do what doctors do best.

[pulls out a golf club]

[while using the stomach pump on Tamara]

Doctor Evan Rendell: I know. It sucks.

Doctor Evan Rendell: [after being electrocuted] I don't feel well.

[Jennifer holds up two large sharp weapons]

Jennifer: Take two and call me in the morning!

[stabs the Doctor]

Doctor Evan Rendell: Is there a doctor in the house?

[falls over and dies]

Doctor Evan Rendell: Laughter is the best medicine.

Doctor Evan Rendell: If you think that's bad, wait until you get my bill.

Officer Joe Reitz: DONT MOVE!

Doctor Evan Rendell: I don't believe you had an appointment.

Officer Joe Reitz: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM HER!

Doctor Evan Rendell: Have a heart.

[throws a heart at him]

[Watching a boy play Dr. Mario]

Doctor Evan Rendell: Terminal.

Doctor Evan Rendell: [in bed] I hope you have protection.

[Pulls out scalpel and giggles. Boy screams]

Doctor Evan Rendell: Check out time.

Doctor Evan Rendell: Get ready to take your medicine, Moorehigh. The doctor is in.

Doctor Evan Rendell: All that fat, all that sugar. We got to start taking better care of ourselves. Remember, we are what we eat. They have a saying: what goes down must come up.

Doctor Evan Rendell: Do you feel any discomfort?

Doctor Evan Rendell: I haven't discharged you!

Doctor Evan Rendell: Jennifer, it's time to take your medicine.

Jennifer: Take some of your own medicine.

[Electrocutes him]

[Dr. Rendell listens to Jennifer's heart with his stethoscope]

Doctor Evan Rendell: Well, it's broken.

Jennifer: You were DEAD!

Doctor Evan Rendell: I'm not THAT good of a doctor.

Doctor Evan Rendell: [on an answering machine] Hello. This is your new doctor, and I'm standing right behind you.

Doctor Evan Rendell: [after Dr. Chamberlain stabs him in the leg with a pair of scissors to defend Jennifer] That is very unprofessional of you, doctor.

Doctor Evan Rendell: Don't worry, it's ouchless.