Doc Schindler Quotes in The Fortune Cookie (1966)

Willie Gingrich: He's gonna give you a shot to help you pass those tests.

Harry Hinkle: Oh, I'm not gonna take any shots from a waiter!

Willie Gingrich: What do you mean "waiter?" This is Doc Schindler, from Chicago.

Doc Schindler: Howdy.

Willie Gingrich: Those insurance guys think they're such geniuses. What they forget is every time they build a better mousetrap, the mice gets smarter, too.

Harry Hinkle: You'll be careful, won't you, Doc?

Doc Schindler: I better be, because I'm on parole.

Harry Hinkle: Parole?

Doc Schindler: They caught me tampering with a horse at Arlington Park.

Harry Hinkle: A veterinary?

Willie Gingrich: Well actually, he's a dentist.

Doc Schindler: What do you want?

Willie Gingrich: Right arm and left leg. Make them good and numb.

Doc Schindler: Oh, *numb*.

Willie Gingrich: Sure, we want those nerves blocked!

Doc Schindler: Oh, then I better use the Novocain, because with this stuff, he'll run the mile in 1:34 flat.

Doc Schindler: I'm looking for a freckle!