DJ Ruby Rhod Quotes in The Fifth Element (1997)


DJ Ruby Rhod Quotes:

  • DJ Ruby Rhod: What's wrong with you? What you screamin' for? Every 5 minutes there's somethin', a bomb or somethin'. I'm leavin'. bzzzz.

  • DJ Ruby Rhod: Korben sweetheart, what was that? It was BAD! It had no fire, no energy, no nothing! Y'know I got a Show to run here, and it must pop POP POP! So tomorrow from 5 to 7 will you PLEASE act like you have more than a two word vocabulary. It must be green, okay?

    Korben Dallas: Can I talk to you for a second?

    [Throws Ruby up against a wall]

    Korben Dallas: I didn't come here to play Pumbaa on the radio. So tomorrow from 5 to 7 your gonna give yourself a hand, You green?

    DJ Ruby Rhod: [Strangling Voice] Supergreen.

  • [Father Cornelius and Ruby Rhod see the bomb stuck to the door]

    Priest Vito Cornelius: It's a - it's a - it's a - it's a - it's a - it's a...

    DJ Ruby Rhod: No no no no no no. 'Cuz if it was a bomb, the alarms would go off 'cuz all these hotels have bomb detectors, right?

    [the alarms sound]

  • Check in Attendant: Mr. Rhod, you are going to have to assume your individual position.

    DJ Ruby Rhod: I don't want one position, I want all positions!

  • DJ Ruby Rhod: We'll find out everything there is to know about the D man: his dreams, his desires, his most intimates of intimates, and from what I'm looking at, "intimate" is the stud muffin's middle name. So tell me my man, are you nervous in the service?

    Korben Dallas: Mmm... not really.

  • DJ Ruby Rhod: And now we enter what must the most beautiful concert hall of all the universe. A perfect replica of the old opera house... But who cares?

  • Korben Dallas: [shoves a bag into Ruby's hands] You guard this with your life, or you're gonna look like this guy here! You green?

    DJ Ruby Rhod: G-green.

    [cut to the President's office, where every word is being heard over the radio, transmitted galaxy-wide on Ruby's radio show]

    Korben Dallas: Super green?

    DJ Ruby Rhod: Super green.

    President Lindberg: Is that your idea of a discreet operation?

    General Munro: Don't-don't worry, sir. I know my man. He'll calm things down.

    [cut back to Fhloston, as three Mangalores go down in an explosion of gunfire, and Korben charges out a door, guns blazing]

  • DJ Ruby Rhod: Quiver ladies, quiver.

  • DJ Ruby Rhod: There's the Emperor and his lovely daughter. "I love to sing," she recently confessed to me!

    [aside to Korben]

    DJ Ruby Rhod: By the way, I have a recording of her talented voice...

    [He touches a button on his cane. A recording plays]

    Woman: [moaning] Uh-huh, oh yeah, uh-huh!

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