DJ Drake Quotes in Looney Tunes: Back in Action (2003)
DJ Drake Quotes:
DJ Drake: This security guard thing, that's just what I do for money. I'm a... I'm a stuntman.
Daffy Duck: You? A stuntman? Please.
DJ Drake: I am! Did you see those "Mummy" movies? I'm in there more than Brendan Fraser is!
Daffy Duck: You live with Daddy?
DJ Drake: Yeah, so? only... temporarily...
Daffy Duck: Oh, I've hit rock-bottom. I'm hanging out with a security guard who lives with his father.
[DJ sees a spaceship heading right towards them]
DJ Drake: Dad, I think we should move.
Damien Drake: What's wrong with Beverly Hills?
DJ Drake: I meant from this spot.
Kate Houghton: I need you to eject this duck.
DJ Drake: Lady, this is Daffy Duck.
Kate Houghton: Not anymore; we own the name.
Daffy Duck: Oh yeah? Well, you can't stop ME from calling myself D-(gasp)... D-(gasp)... well, whatayaknow.
[after hearing the name "Blue Monkey."]
Mother: How do you know about that thing that I've never heard of in my entire life?
DJ Drake: My dad told me.
Mother: Oh, what is the point of making them pinky swear?
DJ Drake: [to Kate] You.
Kate Houghton: [to DJ] You.
Daffy Duck: [to Bugs] You.
Bugs Bunny: [about DJ] Him.
Daffy Duck: [about Kate] Her.
Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck: Them.
[DJ and Yosemite Sam follow the Queen of Diamonds playing card to Foghorn Leghorn's blackjack table, where it gets shuffled into the deck]
Foghorn Leghorn: Place, I say, place your bets! Money plays, loser stays! Everyone's a winn - well, not everyone.
Yosemite Sam: [Drops a bag of money on the table] Here's my money, now play!
Foghorn Leghorn: Card, sir?
DJ Drake: Hit me.
Foghorn Leghorn: Don'cha, I say, don'cha wanna look at your cards first, son? Boy's as sharp as a bowling ball.
DJ Drake: [looks at the card; it's an ace] Hit me.
Yosemite Sam: No, hit me first!
Foghorn Leghorn: Wait your, I saya wait your turn, sir.
[deals another ace to DJ]
DJ Drake: Hit me.
[Foghorn deals another ace]
DJ Drake: Hit me.
Yosemite Sam: No, hit me!
[Foghorn continues to deal aces and twos to DJ. Sam can't take it anymore]
Yosemite Sam: No, no, no, hit ME, fragnabbit!
[Foghorn glances at the audience, then smashes Sam in the head with a piece of wood. Squashed, Sam scuttles around the table, cursing unintelligibly]
Foghorn Leghorn: He's the boss.
[Back to DJ]
Foghorn Leghorn: Card Sir?
[DJ winces at the possibility of himself getting hit as well]
DJ Drake: [unsure] ... Hit me?
[Foghorn finally deals the Queen of Diamonds; DJ snatches it off the table]
Foghorn Leghorn: Twenty-one! We have, I say we have a winner!
[DJ and Daffy break for the door]
Daffy Duck: And then, they made their heroic escape!
[Daffy runs facefirst into the door that isn't open. DJ comes back, peels Daffy off, and exits again]
Bugs Bunny: All those in favour of us *not* hitting that wall, say 'aye'.
Kate Houghton, DJ Drake, Daffy Duck: Aye!
Daffy Duck: Mother!
Spy Car Computer: Taking you to Mother!
DJ Drake: Dad, you know how I always wanted a dog?
Damien Drake: Yeah?
DJ Drake: I got one!
Bugs Bunny: So this is Area 51?
Bugs Bunny: The secret government base?
Bugs Bunny: Where they keep all the aliens?
Mother: No. Area 51 is a paranoid fantasy we concocted to hide the true nature of this facility.
DJ Drake: Which is?
Mother: Area 52.
Daffy Duck: Smell that, DJ? That's the sweet aroma of money, glamour, and busload upon busload of senior citizens.
DJ Drake: Cool it, duck. This could be dangerous.
Daffy Duck: Right, we find Dusty Tails, save your dad, get the diamond, apply kung-fu liberally as needed.
[a Wal-Mart appears in the desert]
Bugs Bunny: Is that a mirage, or just product placement?
Daffy Duck: Oh, who cares, with shopping convenience at such low prices? Water! Fresca! Mountain Dew! Your Product Name Here!
DJ Drake: Is this your idea?
Kate Houghton: The audience expects it. They don't even notice this kind of thing anymore.
DJ Drake: What brings you to Las Vegas. You ran out of people to fire in LA?
Kate Houghton: You stole my duck.
Daffy Duck: Your duck? Bah! I belong to the world.
DJ Drake: You know what? You can have him.
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Characters on Looney Tunes: Back in Action (2003)
- Daffy Duck
- Bugs Bunny
- Mr. Chairman
- Kate Houghton
- Dusty Tails
- Elmer Fudd
- Acme VP, Child Labor
- Damien Drake
- Marvin the Martian
- Porky Pig
- Speedy Gonzales
- Yosemite Sam
- Beaky Buzzard
- Matthew Lillard
- Scooby Doo
- Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck
- Foghorn Leghorn
- Spy Car Computer
- Mr. Warner
- Nasty Canasta
- Cottontail Smith
- Acme VP, Never Learning
- Laboratory Scientist