DJ Drake Quotes in Looney Tunes: Back in Action (2003)

DJ Drake: This security guard thing, that's just what I do for money. I'm a... I'm a stuntman.

Daffy Duck: You? A stuntman? Please.

DJ Drake: I am! Did you see those "Mummy" movies? I'm in there more than Brendan Fraser is!

Daffy Duck: You live with Daddy?

DJ Drake: Yeah, so? only... temporarily...

Daffy Duck: Oh, I've hit rock-bottom. I'm hanging out with a security guard who lives with his father.

[DJ sees a spaceship heading right towards them]

DJ Drake: Dad, I think we should move.

Damien Drake: What's wrong with Beverly Hills?

DJ Drake: I meant from this spot.

Kate Houghton: I need you to eject this duck.

DJ Drake: Lady, this is Daffy Duck.

Kate Houghton: Not anymore; we own the name.

Daffy Duck: Oh yeah? Well, you can't stop ME from calling myself D-(gasp)... D-(gasp)... well, whatayaknow.

[after hearing the name "Blue Monkey."]

Mother: How do you know about that thing that I've never heard of in my entire life?

DJ Drake: My dad told me.

Mother: Oh, what is the point of making them pinky swear?

DJ Drake: [to Kate] You.

Kate Houghton: [to DJ] You.

Daffy Duck: [to Bugs] You.

Bugs Bunny: [about DJ] Him.

Daffy Duck: [about Kate] Her.

Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck: Them.

[DJ and Yosemite Sam follow the Queen of Diamonds playing card to Foghorn Leghorn's blackjack table, where it gets shuffled into the deck]

Foghorn Leghorn: Place, I say, place your bets! Money plays, loser stays! Everyone's a winn - well, not everyone.

Yosemite Sam: [Drops a bag of money on the table] Here's my money, now play!

Foghorn Leghorn: Card, sir?

DJ Drake: Hit me.

Foghorn Leghorn: Don'cha, I say, don'cha wanna look at your cards first, son? Boy's as sharp as a bowling ball.

DJ Drake: [looks at the card; it's an ace] Hit me.

Yosemite Sam: No, hit me first!

Foghorn Leghorn: Wait your, I saya wait your turn, sir.

[deals another ace to DJ]

DJ Drake: Hit me.

[Foghorn deals another ace]

DJ Drake: Hit me.

Yosemite Sam: No, hit me!

[Foghorn continues to deal aces and twos to DJ. Sam can't take it anymore]

Yosemite Sam: No, no, no, hit ME, fragnabbit!

[Foghorn glances at the audience, then smashes Sam in the head with a piece of wood. Squashed, Sam scuttles around the table, cursing unintelligibly]

Foghorn Leghorn: He's the boss.

[Back to DJ]

Foghorn Leghorn: Card Sir?

[DJ winces at the possibility of himself getting hit as well]

DJ Drake: [unsure] ... Hit me?

[Foghorn finally deals the Queen of Diamonds; DJ snatches it off the table]

Foghorn Leghorn: Twenty-one! We have, I say we have a winner!

[DJ and Daffy break for the door]

Daffy Duck: And then, they made their heroic escape!

[Daffy runs facefirst into the door that isn't open. DJ comes back, peels Daffy off, and exits again]

Bugs Bunny: All those in favour of us *not* hitting that wall, say 'aye'.

Kate Houghton, DJ Drake, Daffy Duck: Aye!

Daffy Duck: Mother!

Spy Car Computer: Taking you to Mother!

DJ Drake: Dad, you know how I always wanted a dog?

Damien Drake: Yeah?

DJ Drake: I got one!

Bugs Bunny: So this is Area 51?

Mother: No.

Bugs Bunny: The secret government base?

Mother: No.

Bugs Bunny: Where they keep all the aliens?

Mother: No. Area 51 is a paranoid fantasy we concocted to hide the true nature of this facility.

DJ Drake: Which is?

Mother: Area 52.

Daffy Duck: Smell that, DJ? That's the sweet aroma of money, glamour, and busload upon busload of senior citizens.

DJ Drake: Cool it, duck. This could be dangerous.

Daffy Duck: Right, we find Dusty Tails, save your dad, get the diamond, apply kung-fu liberally as needed.

[a Wal-Mart appears in the desert]

Bugs Bunny: Is that a mirage, or just product placement?

Daffy Duck: Oh, who cares, with shopping convenience at such low prices? Water! Fresca! Mountain Dew! Your Product Name Here!

DJ Drake: Is this your idea?

Kate Houghton: The audience expects it. They don't even notice this kind of thing anymore.

DJ Drake: What brings you to Las Vegas. You ran out of people to fire in LA?

Kate Houghton: You stole my duck.

Daffy Duck: Your duck? Bah! I belong to the world.

DJ Drake: You know what? You can have him.