Dizzy/Gil Quotes in The New Guy (2002)

Dizzy/Gil: Who's da bitch now?

Danielle: I don't even know what to call you.

Dizzy/Gil: Broke-dick seems to be popular.

Dizzy/Gil: Don't make me do crazy eyes...

Coach: You stole my horse, maggot! Do you know what the penalty is in this state for stealing another man's horse?

Dizzy/Gil: Death?

Coach: This isn't Iraq, son.

Mr. Undine: We got a homecoming dance coming up in a month or so and it has been the most god-awful experience for everyone involved, right Coach?

[Coach winces]

Mr. Undine: Do you have any ideas on how we might turn this thing around?

Dizzy/Gil: Good music?

Mr. Undine: [Enlightened] Music! Hey, that is a fantastic idea, son. You see that? Hey!