Dirty Sanchez Quotes in Big Money Rustlas (2010)

Dirty Sanchez: [On the town's water] It's as polluted as a fat chick's ass after running a marathon with no underwear on.

Dirty Sanchez: I am Dirty. Dirty Sanchez. I milk the sheep and give mustache rides for two bits.

Dirty Sanchez: So, you accept his invitation to die?

Big Baby Chips: I accept his invitation, alright, but I won't be the one dying.

Dirty Sanchez: I can't wait to pee on your head.

Dirty Sanchez: You guys look like Laurel and Hardy on crack.

Raw Stank: Man, my hair ain't even red, bitch! That joke ain't funny!

Dirty Sanchez: [as Sugar is about to drink water from the well] I wouldn't do that if I was you.

Sugar Wolf: What's it to you, hombre?

Dirty Sanchez: Look, man.

[Sanchez tosses the cup of water on the ground, where it starts hissing and steaming from deluding acid]

Sugar Wolf: Oh, shit!

Dirty Sanchez: It's better to drink in the saloon. Years ago, acid from the goldmine polluted our water. I mean, it's as polluted as a fat chick's ass after running a marathon with no underwear, man.

Sugar Wolf: I got some carpet to munch.

Dirty Sanchez: Hey, can I ask you a question? Does the carpet match the drapes?

Dirty Sanchez: [after finding Bucky riddled with bullet wounds] Bucky! What happened?

Sugar Wolf: He got shot. They killed him.

Dirty Sanchez: Oh, crap.

Dirty Sanchez: Okay, now that looks good. Oh, I like the way that looks a LOT.

Sugar Wolf: I can't wait to spread this across your buns...

Dirty Sanchez: Yeah, it's gonna be great, man. I can't wait to taste it.

Sugar Wolf: It's gonna be delicious, right across your lips...

Dirty Sanchez: Yeah. Oh, God, melt in your mouth, you know?

Sugar Wolf: Dripping down your chin across your glistening chest...

Dirty Sanchez: Yeah, naturally. I mean, that's what it does, you know? That's what happens when you make good, delicious butter. You know?

Dirty Sanchez: You're just hovering there, man! Like a hummingbird!

Dirty Sanchez: Drop your guns, you Brokeback-Mountain sissies!