Dionne Quotes in Clueless (1995)


Dionne Quotes:

  • Amber: Ms. Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose.

    Dionne: Well, there goes your social life.

  • Murray: Woman, lend me fi' dollas.

    Dionne: Murray, I have asked you repeatedly not to call me "woman".

    Murray: Excuse me, "Ms. Dionne."

    Dionne: Thank you.

    Murray: Okay, but, street slang is an increasingly valid form of expression. Most of the feminine pronouns do have mocking, but not necessarily in misogynistic undertones.

  • Cher: Would you call me selfish?

    Dionne: No, not to your face.

  • Tai: I could really use some sort of herbal refreshment.

    Dionne: Oh, well we do lunch in ten minutes. We don't have any tea, but we have Coke and stuff.

    Tai: No shit. You guys got Coke here?

    Dionne: Well, yeah.

    Cher: Yeah, this is America.

  • Murray: Your man Christian is a cake boy!

    CherDionne: A what?

    Murray: He's a disco-dancing, Oscar Wilde-reading, Streisand ticket-holding friend of Dorothy, know what I'm saying?

    Cher: Uh-uh, no way, not even!

    Murray: Yes, even; he's gay!

    Dionne: He does like to shop, Cher. And the boy can dress.

  • Dionne: Hello? There was a stop sign.

    Cher: I totally paused.

  • Murray: Woman, why don't you be answerin' any of my pages?

    Dionne: I hate when you call me woman.

    Murray: Where you been all weekend? What's up? You been jeepin' behind my back?

    Dionne: Jeepin'? Jeepin'? No. But, speaking of vehicular sex, perhaps you can explain how this cheap K-Mart hair extension got into the backseat of your car.

    Murray: I don't know where that came from. That looks like one of your little stringy somethin' or an others you got over here.

    Dionne: I do not wear polyester hair, okay? Unlike some people I know like Shawana.

    Cher: Dee, I'm outty.

    Dionne: Bye.

    Murray: Why do you got to go there? Why do you gotta go there? Is it that time of the month again?

  • Dionne: Dude, what's wrong. You suffering from buyers remorse or something?

    Cher: God no, nothing like that.

  • Tai: Cher, you're a virgin?

    Cher: You say that like it's a bad thing.

    Dionne: Besides, the PC term is "Hymenally challenged".

  • Dionne: [about Murray shaving his head] Why do you care what *he* thinks, Murray? I'm the one who has to look at you! What am I gonna do with you now? And right before the yearbook pictures? What am I gonna tell my grandchildren? You know what? That's it...

    Murray: That's it!

    Dionne: You wanna play games?

    Murray: You wanna play games?

    Dionne: I'm calling your mother!

    Murray: Wait! Don't call my mom! Don't call my mom...

  • Dionne: Cher's saving herself for Luke Perry.

  • Dionne: Phat! Did you write that?

    Cher: Duh. It's like a famous quote.

    Dionne: From where?

    Cher: Cliff's Notes.

  • Cher: [Flushed for her date while Dionne is doing her makeup] I'm still all red!

    Dionne: Well I'm making you as white as I can, Cher!

  • Cher: Been shopping with Dr. Suess?

    Dionne: Well at least I wouldn't skin a collie to make my back pack.

    Cher: It's faux.

  • Cher: [an attractive male waiter walks past the girls, who check him out] Survey says?

    Tai: Doable.

    Dionne: Puny. I like 'em big.

    Cher: Ew I hate muscles!

    Tai: You know I don't really mind either way. Just as long as his you-know-what isn't crooked. I really hate that.

  • Dionne: So check it.

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