Dion Quotes in Deathgasm (2015)

Brodie: Jesus. Who's that?

Dion: Medina Darcy... Uhh, no dude...

Brodie: What do you mean, "no"?

Dion: No way are you tapping that. Chicks like that don't go out with metalheads. They bang apes like your cousin.

Dion: Damn. I can't tell if I have a fear boner or a boner boner.

Giles: Ow! I didn't even say anything. Hit him!

Brodie: You don't know what you're doing. The whole town is overrun with fucking demons.

Shanna: We know exactly what we are doing. Give me the "vogue catty quaff wrecks demony".

Dion: It's actually pronounced vocavitque rex daemonia.