Dino Quotes in Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)

Que: Ah, good, you're here. My name's Que. I do hope you have answers for him. I've never seen him so upset!

Lennox: Optimus, you remember Charlotte Mearing, our director of National Intelligence?

[Optimus stays in truck mode]

Dino: He's in a bad mood. He's not talking to anybody today.

Charlotte Mearing: What is this, the silent treatment?

Ironhide: We've seen that and this is not that.

Que: Definitely not!

Ironhide: This is worse. Prime, make something of yourself!

[bangs fist on top of Optimus's cab, Optimus transforms]

Ironhide: He's pissed.

Optimus Prime: [pounds the ground] You lied to us! Everything humans know of our planet we were told had all been shared!

[points to component]

Optimus Prime: So why was this found in human possession?

[Dino transforms in front of an Eastern patrol]

Dino: [draws his blades] On the ground, per favore. And stay there!

Dino: [sarcastically] So basically we just call the army, schedule a battle. How would Wednesday around 3 be for you?

Dino: We are the talk of the town, buddy.

Terry Thorne: Is it complimentary?

Dino: YOU'D be flattered.

Terry Thorne: If you don't keep me up to speed I'm gonna take it very personally.

Dino: You've been doing that a lot lately.

Dino: Downtown One, what the fuck was that?

Dino: You and me, we open our own shop. I run New York, you run London. We meet in the Caymans once a month to visit our money!

Janis Goodman: [referring to the guns] Oh, jeez. When are you guys gonna put those things away?

Dino: Have a cigarette. It might help.

Terry Thorne: So what are you ladies celebrating?

Dino: Life, liberty, and the ability to purchase clitoris.

Dino: Who's the man! Stuff a legends! Stuff you are the man!

Dino: [to his injured man] Look at me. Look at me. Who am I?

soldier: [looks up at him] You're an asshole.

O'Bannion: You're very touchy, my friend.

Dino: I'm not your friend, O'Bannion. I never was.

Dino: Tell me something. What's a beautiful broad like you doing with a malaka like this? Huh?

Lisa: It's purely sexual.

Dino: No shit.

Gary Wallace: She's into malakas, Dino!

Dino: "She's into malakas"! Do you believe that?

Dino: [on a cabaret stage, pretending to be drunk] I have an amazing mother, you know. She is 85 years old and she don't need no glasses.

[pauses]

Dino: She drinks right out of the bottle.

Dino: Did you hear a story about the girl and the lobster?

Orville J. Spooner: No, how's it go?

Dino: Well, this girl was sittin' in a movie house and this guy sat down next to her, and they were sittin' in the dark, and they were watchin' the picture, see? And suddenly she felt somethin' crawling up her leg and

[pinches Polly]

Dino: pinched her!

Polly the Pistol: [jumping] Ouch!

Orville J. Spooner: Go on!

Dino: Then she felt something crawling again and

[pinches Polly]

Dino: pinched her again! She said, "What is the idea, you pinching me?" And he said, "Well, it wasn't me...

[laughing]

Dino: it was my lobster!"

Orville J. Spooner: [laughing] His lobster?

Dino: He explained it. He said, "A friend of mine gave me a live lobster and I said, 'Gee, that's wonderful, I think I'll take it home for dinner!' He said, 'No, it already had dinner...

[laughing]

Dino: why don't you take it to a movie?'"

Dino: [on a cabaret stage, pointing to a show girl] Is this a bit of terrific? Heh? Last night she was banging on my door for 45 minutes!

[pauses]

Dino: But I wouldn't let her out.

Dino: There was the one about this doctor, you see? He was examining a girl's knee and he says, "What's a joint like this doing on a pretty girl like you?"

Dino: [responding to an offer to buy the rights for a song] I need another Italian song like a giraffe needs a strep throat.

Zelda Spooner: ...Bobby Darin or Elvis.

Dino: Elvis who?

Zelda Spooner: I suppose you have never heard of the Beatles either.

Dino: Oh sure. And I can sing better than all three of them.

Zelda Spooner: There are four of them!

Dino: Oh, haven't you heard? One of them got his hair caught in his guitar and was electrocuted.

Zelda Spooner: You can make jokes about them but they're young and they're popular, while you...

Dino: What about me?

Zelda Spooner: Let's face it, you are over the hill.

Dino: Sure you do know how to hurt a fellow.

Dino: Now look lady, you may have heard a lot of singers but you ain't heard nothin' sung till you've heard me sung it.

Mack Gray: [congratulating Dino for his act] Great, Dino, you were great. They were rolling in the aisles.

Dino: Why didn't somebody take the dice away?

Dee Dee: Get off our backs.

Dino: I kinda get off on your front.