Diner Counterman Quotes in The More the Merrier (1943)

Diner Counterman: Here's your fifty-cent blue plate.

Connie Milligan: [Looking at the food, starts crying]

Joe Carter: What kind of fish is this?

Diner Counterman: Catfish.

Connie Milligan: [Crying]

Diner Counterman: Here's your nice boiled rice.

Joe Carter: What's the matter, honey?

Connie Milligan: [Crying] I never thought when they threw rice at me it would be boiled.

Joe Carter: Look, we better hurry up and eat our lunch and get out of here. Let's go.

Diner Counterman: Is there something wrong, mister?

Joe Carter: No, everything's just dandy.

Diner Counterman: Well then why is the young lady crying?

Joe Carter: Because she's so happy.

Diner Counterman: [Smiles] Oh, for goodness sake. Newlyweds.

Joe Carter: What's wrong with newlyweds?