Dijon Quotes in DuckTales the Movie: Treasure of the Lost Lamp (1990)

Dijon: Is there a doctor in the pyramid?

Dewey: Do you think we'll see a mummy?

Dijon: That reminds me, my mummy's expecting me. It's time for my nap.

Dijon: Good morning, Scrooge sir.

Scrooge McDuck: What's going on?

Dijon: At the urging of MY Genie, I have decided to seek my fortune.

Genie: I-I never thought he'd wish for your fortune, Mr. McDuck, I swear!

Scrooge McDuck: [looks at his lamp] But th-the lamp?

[he sniffs the lamp, and gravy dumps out]

Scrooge McDuck: Gravy?

Dijon: [holds up the real lamp] That's right! I get the loot, you get the boot!

Genie: Shouldn't we be bird watching?

Dijon: Don't worry about Merlock. He would not dare to confront the great and powerful Dijon!... Anyway, I don't think he knows about me yet.

Dijon: Whoever said money cannot buy peace of mind must have had the brain of a garbonzo bean.

Merlock: At last, after all these centuries, the lamp will be mine again!

Dijon: Yes, yes! You will be more powerful than, than... locomotive! More faster than speeding bull! You will leap all buildings in a single town!

Merlock: Are you certain this is where Scrooge lives?

Dijon: Oh, this time I am very sure. I think.

Merlock: Then we begin our search.

Dijon: In the light? But I am not a popular favorite of that house! Scrooge find me, he kill me!

Merlock: [shoves Dijon back into a briar patch] Then stay behind, if you wish! I'll try very hard to remember you at reward time.

Scrooge McDuck: Dijon!

Dijon: [about to grab the lamp, but quickly stops] What? What? I am not touching a thing! I am clean! Innocent like a little baby goat! Yes.

Scrooge McDuck: Go get our sacks.

Dijon: Sacks? Oh, yes, sacks! Right away. Anything you say, Scrooge, sir. I do for you.

Merlock: Now, give it to me.

Dijon: Give? What give?

Merlock: The map. Give it to me.

Dijon: The map, that specific map right here right now?

Merlock: [grabbing Dijon by the collar in fury] You didn't steal it?

Dijon: Too many people, Merlock. Only one Dijon, but look what I did steal... several billfolds... this handy pocket watch... floss... a date nut bar... and two tickets to the feta cheese festival. For you, master.

[Merlock drops him]

Dijon: Maybe you would like the floss?

Dijon: Where is everybody?

Merlock: They have vanished!

Dijon: But how?

Merlock: [shouts] With the lamp, you fool! And you will help me get it back...

[shows Dijon a group of giant scorpions]

Merlock: ...or their sting will seem like a tickle compared to mine.

Dijon: Everything smells delicious when you're rich!

[smells his cape]

Dijon: Even me!

Genie: Wait, wait! Why give him the lamp?

Dijon: Because the master wants it so badly.

Genie: But don't you see, with the lamp you'll be the big chief? The hot falafel? The most powerful person on Earth? Oh, great master!

Dijon: Master? Master? Master Dijon? Oh, I like it! I really like it!

Dijon: Master, all this flip-flapping - maybe we take the bus back?

[Merlock, as a hawk, flies over Scrooge's estate carrying Dijon]

Dijon: There it is, Merlock, there it is! You can drop me off anywhere along here...

[over a briar patch]

Dijon: B-but not there! Not there! Ahhhh! That's quite a mean and nasty barb!