Diesel 10 Quotes in Thomas and the Magic Railroad (2000)

Dodge: So, Boss, uh, how come you let Twinkletoes escape?

Diesel 10: [in a slightly ashamed but still "tough-guy" tone] Oh, that... uh... well, I-I was TESTing him... to see if he COULD - - escape.

Splatter: [in a sarcastic skeptical tone] Ahhh... yeah... Liar, liar.

Dodge: Pants on fire.

Splatter: Does he wear pants?

Dodge: Well, TRAINing pants...

[Diesel 10 sees the big hole on the viaduct]

Diesel 10: What? What's going on?

[tries to stop]

Diesel 10: Whoa, hold it, hold it. Hold on, hold on, Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[falls off the viaduct, but his claw manages to grab on a track board]

Diesel 10: Puffball! Teapot! Tin Kettttllllee!

[the board breaks, and Diesel 10 falls down below, landing on a passing barge]

Diesel 10: Oh. Oh well, nice time of the year for a cruise.

[chuckles]

Diesel 10: [Barge takes Diesel 10 away]

[scene cut from the finished movie]

Diesel 10: [noticing that Boomer has landed on his roof] That makes two of us!

Diesel 10: [in a gloating tone of evil triumph upon seeing Thomas and Lady sitting on the track a few hundred yards ahead] Ha-haaa! It's the blue PUFFball! And look who he's with! Splodge! Come and destroy!

Splatter: [fed up with D10's belligerent arrogance and his lack of respect and appreciation for them] No, you do it yourself.

Dodge: [equally disgusted with D10's attitude and behavior] We don't like you.

Splatter: Yeah, and we mean that.

Dodge: Emphatically.

Splatter: What does that mean?

Dodge: I have no idea.

Splatter: [approvingly] It's a good word.

Diesel 10: [starts chasing Thomas, Lady, and Burnett Stone] Now I'll get you, Burnett Stone.

Grandpa Burnett Stone: No,you won't. Because the magic you refused to believe in will get the better of you.

Toby: I've got to delay them! I've got to distract them! Hmm... Hmm...

[Toby dings bell five times]

Diesel 10: It's the teapot! Smash him!

[Diesel knocks down shed roof with Pinchy, which traps him, Splatter, and Dodge inside]

Dodge: Uh... boss... did you mean to let the roof fall in?

Splatter: Yeah, all the way in?

Diesel 10: I always mean what I do!

[all moan]

Diesel 10: Make the most of tonight, Twinkle Toes; Because you won't like tomorrow!

Diesel 10: [singing] Old MacDiesel had a plan/Heh! Heh! Heh! Heh! Heh!/With a pinch pinch here/ And a pinch pinch there/ Here a pinch/ There a pinch

[laughs]

Diesel 10: I crack myself up.

Diesel 10: [singing] I've been working on the railway/ All the livelong day

[laughs]

Diesel 10: Who wants to work a livelong day, anyway?

[Mr. Conductor is walking along the tracks when Diesel 10 suddenly comes behind him. When he sees him, Mr. Conductor begins running up a very steep hill]

Diesel 10: It looks like you forgot to bring the sugar!

[Mr. Conductor tries to escape up a hill, but is too slow and Diesel 10 grabs him with Pinchy]

Dodge: Uhh... Boss... did you really mean to make the roof fall in?

Splatter: Yeah, all the way in?

Diesel 10: [in a distressed, somewhat breathless, ''I'm feeling squished under here'' tone of voice] I ALWAYS mean what I do - - ughkhh - - ya RATTLEtraps!

[Mr. Conductor is being threatend by Diesel 10 while being constricted by Pinchy]

Diesel 10: [while Mr. Conductor is trying to get a pair of scissors] You've got ten seconds! Ten! Nine! Eight! Seven! Six! Five! Four! Three! Two! On...

[Mr. Conductor grabs the pair of scissors and cuts a tube, causing hydraulic fluid to come pouring out as Diesel 10 gets a very uncomfortable look on his face. Pinchy malfunctions and sends Mr. Conductor flying. Mr. Conductor eventally lands at the windmill]

Diesel 10: [in a tone of mild disgust at hearing his crusher-bucket noisily snapping its jaws open and closed] Shut up, Pinchy!

Diesel 10: [happily admiring the Mount Rushmore-type hillside carving of his face that Pinchy had made, and then suddenly realizing that Splatter and Dodge are there] , Oh, yeah-ah-AHEM! Okay, listen up, you two! I got a JOB for you, Splodge!

Splatter: Uh... actually it's "Splatter".

Dodge: A-and "Dodge".

Diesel 10: [in a hot-headed bossy tone of arrogant impatience] I hain't got TIME to say both NAMES!

Diesel 10: [in an overbearing and sarcastic tone when he sees Mr. Conductor with dusty and disheveled clothes] Hello, Twinkle-toes! Remember me? "Fat-Hat" won't have much use for you, lookin' like THAT!