Diego Baresco Quotes in Hector and the Search for Happiness (2014)

Diego Baresco: I bet what I farm makes more people happy than what you dish out.

Hector: I see, farmer. I get it, drugs. Forgive me, but if your happiness causes other people's unhappiness, then how can there be happiness. Doesn't that bother you?

Diego Baresco: [throws him onto the bar for the second time] I don't cause unhappiness, I respond to it, same as you! We both feel the need, but the demand we don't create.

Hector: Your English is very good. Where are you from?

Diego Baresco: Would you like to see my passport?

[shows him a $100 bill]

Hector: I prefer your hair that way it is now.