Didymus Quotes in Labyrinth (1986)

Sarah: Okay, let's handle this thing logically. What exactly have you sworn?

Didymus: I have sworn with my life's blood, none shall pass this way without *my* permission!

Sarah: Well... May we have your permission?

Didymus: Well I, uh... I... that is, uh... hm... Yes?

Didymus: Sir Ludo, canst thou summon up the very rocks?

Ludo: Sure. Rocks friends.

Ludo: [in the mirror] Goodbye, Sarah.

Didymus: And remember, fair maiden, should you need us...

Hoggle: Yes, should you need us, for any reason at all...

Sarah: I need you, Hoggle.

Hoggle: You do?

Sarah: [nods] I don't know why, but every now and again in my life - for no reason at all - I need you. All of you.

Hoggle: You do? Well... WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?

[she spins around and sees them all in her room, including the goblins. She hugs them all, and a huge party begins]

Didymus: [finally entering the castle] Well, come on then!

Sarah: No! I have to face him alone.

Didymus: But why?

Sarah: Because that's the way it's done!

Didymus: Well, if that is the way it is done, then that is the way you must do it. But, should you need us...

Hoggle: Yes, should you need us...

Sarah: I'll call.

Didymus: Ambrocious, unlock this door!

[a spear point taps him on the shoulder, and someone clears his throat. Didymus turns around, and sees a squad of mounted goblins pointing their spears at his chest]

Didymus: So, had enough, eh? All right then, throw down your weapons, and I'll see that you're well-treated.

[Ludo and Didymus are fighting, Didymus climbs up Ludo's back]

Didymus: All right then! I can conquer this mountain!

[last lines]

Didymus: I say, does anyone want to play a game of Scrabble?

Didymus: Was that my stomach or yours, Ambrocious?

Didymus: [facing the entire Goblin army] All right, charge!

[a cannon fires, and Ambrocious does a quick about-turn and flees]

Didymus: Whoa, not that way! You're going the wrong way! THE BATTLE'S BEHIND US!