Dick Roswell Quotes in Almost Famous (2000)


Dick Roswell Quotes:

  • Russell Hammond: If something should happen... maybe I never said this enough. I love all of you.

    Dennis Hope: I once hit a man in Dearborn, Michigan. A hit and run. I hit him and just kept on going. I don't know if he's alive or dead... but I'm sorry. Not a day goes by I don't see his face.

    Leslie: Oh my God!

    Dick Roswell: Look, I love you all too. You're like a family to me. Especially since Marna left me. And listen, fellas... I just want you to know, if I took an extra dollar or two here and there... it's because I knew I'd earned it.

    Russell Hammond: Yeah. I slept with Marna, Dick.

    Jeff Bebe: I did too.

    Larry Fellows: I waited until you broke up with her, Dick. But me too.

    Jeff Bebe: [to Russell] I also slept with Leslie, when you were fighting.

    Russell Hammond: [to Leslie] You slept with Jeff?

    Leslie: Yeah, but it didn't count. It was the summer we decided to be free of all rules.

    Russell Hammond: [to Jeff] And you say you love me!

    Jeff Bebe: I don't love you, man. I never did. None of us love you. You act above us. You always have.

    Larry Fellows: Finally, the truth.

    Jeff Bebe: You just held it over us, like you might leave. Like we're lucky to be with you. And we had to live with it, man. I had to live with you, and now I might die with you, and it's not fucking fair!

    Russell Hammond: Please, enough!

    Jeff Bebe: And I'm still in love with you, Leslie.

    Leslie: Oh, I don't wanna hear any more. Shut up, Jeffrey!

    Dick Roswell: It's all happening.

    Russell Hammond: What the fuck! Whatever happens, Bebe, you're dead.

    Jeff Bebe: Don't be self-righteous, Russell. Not now, man. You were sleeping with Penny, that fucking groupie, last summer up until yesterday. Why don't you tell Leslie that?

    Russell Hammond: Shut up!

    Dennis Hope: I quit!

    Russell Hammond: I'm gonna kill you!

    Dennis Hope: I quit!

    William Miller: "That groupie"? She was a Band-Aid! All she did was love your band. And you used her, all of you! You used her and threw her away! She almost died last night while you were with Bob Dylan. You guys, you're always talking about the fans, the fans, the fans; she was your biggest fan, and you threw her away! And if you can't see that, that's your biggest problem. And I love her! I love her!

  • Russell Hammond: [high on acid; laughingly, to Dick] Look at him, he's taking notes with his eyes.

    [Violently grabs William and shouts to his face]

    Russell Hammond: How do we know you're not a cop, huh? The enemy! Stop fucking looking at me!

    Dick Roswell: [calming Russell] He's your guardian angel, alright?

    [to William]

    Dick Roswell: Don't worry, he only means half of what he says.

    William Miller: [to himself] Which half?

  • Dick Roswell: Ladies and Gentelmen! The evening is over. We hope you all enjoyed yourselves and we'll see you all again in 1974. Good evening!

  • William Miller: I kept thinking I was gonna go home the next day.

    Dick Roswell: Yeah. So did I... fifteen years ago.

  • Dick Roswell: You wanna buy a gate?

    All in car: Yeah!

    Dick Roswell: [Tour bus drives through the gate] You just bought a gate!

  • Dick Roswell: [when their airplane is experiencing severe turbulence] Everyone says it's so glamorous out here.

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