Dick Murphy Quotes in Rolling Kansas (2003)


Dick Murphy Quotes:

  • Satin: What about you? What's your story?

    Kevin Haub: I'm gay.

    Satin: [uncomfortable silence] You think you're gay?

    Kevin Haub: I think I'm gay. I think I like dudes. This old farmer guy asked me if I liked boys. You know it got me to thinking.

    Blush: Anyone else in the car think they're gay?

    Dinkadoo MurphyHunter BulletteDave MurphyDick Murphy: No.

    Dinkadoo Murphy: Kevin, wh-what do you mean you think you're gay?

    Kevin Haub: I do. I think I like dudes.

  • Dinkadoo Murphy: That goat doesn't look right...

    Dick Murphy: I hate goats. They're weird.

  • Dinkadoo Murphy: You clumsy Silverback, watch my FUCKIN' legs.

    Dave Murphy: Nice one, foghorn. Why don't you just hurl your feces at the patrons?

    Dick Murphy: Really Dink, you can't just holler out vulgarities like that, we are in the middle of the gosh darn Bible-belt here.

    Dinkadoo Murphy: Whatever Dick, no one even noticed.

    Dot the Waitress: We all hate you. Also, some enraged farmer has stolen your wheelchair.

  • Dick Murphy: Hey, I'm sorry about that garbage can. This car's weird.

  • Angry Motorcycle Cop: You say you're not poaching endangered water fowl. But Jesus Christ, look at all these dead ducks! Also, your vehicle is horrible. I see this car on the road again, I'll cite ya.

    Dick Murphy: [stutters] I-We-we-ah. The ducks hit *us*!

  • Dick Murphy: Look, it's an old guy, in a tree.

  • Dick Murphy: Now here's what we're gonna do, we're gonna put that human nose back in the glovebox. Go on. We're gonna forget about it. Forever.

    Kevin Haub: Yeah, okay that sounds easy enough. Hey, anyone hungry?

    Dinkadoo Murphy: Yes, good idea.

    Kevin Haub: What about the human nose?

    Dick Murphy: Kevin, forget about the human nose!

  • Mrs. Murphy: Oh, Dick. Isn't this romantic? It reminds me of our very first date.

    Dick Murphy: We went to Arby's on our first date.

  • Dick Murphy: Holy shit. I mean, wow! This punch is fantastic.

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