Dick Murphy Quotes in Rolling Kansas (2003)

Satin: What about you? What's your story?

Kevin Haub: I'm gay.

Satin: [uncomfortable silence] You think you're gay?

Kevin Haub: I think I'm gay. I think I like dudes. This old farmer guy asked me if I liked boys. You know it got me to thinking.

Blush: Anyone else in the car think they're gay?

Dinkadoo Murphy, Hunter Bullette, Dave Murphy, Dick Murphy: No.

Dinkadoo Murphy: Kevin, wh-what do you mean you think you're gay?

Kevin Haub: I do. I think I like dudes.

Dinkadoo Murphy: That goat doesn't look right...

Dick Murphy: I hate goats. They're weird.

Dinkadoo Murphy: You clumsy Silverback, watch my FUCKIN' legs.

Dave Murphy: Nice one, foghorn. Why don't you just hurl your feces at the patrons?

Dick Murphy: Really Dink, you can't just holler out vulgarities like that, we are in the middle of the gosh darn Bible-belt here.

Dinkadoo Murphy: Whatever Dick, no one even noticed.

Dot the Waitress: We all hate you. Also, some enraged farmer has stolen your wheelchair.

Dick Murphy: Hey, I'm sorry about that garbage can. This car's weird.

Angry Motorcycle Cop: You say you're not poaching endangered water fowl. But Jesus Christ, look at all these dead ducks! Also, your vehicle is horrible. I see this car on the road again, I'll cite ya.

Dick Murphy: [stutters] I-We-we-ah. The ducks hit *us*!

Dick Murphy: Look, it's an old guy, in a tree.

Dick Murphy: Now here's what we're gonna do, we're gonna put that human nose back in the glovebox. Go on. We're gonna forget about it. Forever.

Kevin Haub: Yeah, okay that sounds easy enough. Hey, anyone hungry?

Dinkadoo Murphy: Yes, good idea.

Kevin Haub: What about the human nose?

Dick Murphy: Kevin, forget about the human nose!

Mrs. Murphy: Oh, Dick. Isn't this romantic? It reminds me of our very first date.

Dick Murphy: We went to Arby's on our first date.

Dick Murphy: Holy shit. I mean, wow! This punch is fantastic.