Dick Murphy Quotes in Rolling Kansas (2003)
Dick Murphy Quotes:
Satin: What about you? What's your story?
Kevin Haub: I'm gay.
Satin: [uncomfortable silence] You think you're gay?
Kevin Haub: I think I'm gay. I think I like dudes. This old farmer guy asked me if I liked boys. You know it got me to thinking.
Blush: Anyone else in the car think they're gay?
Dinkadoo Murphy, Hunter Bullette, Dave Murphy, Dick Murphy: No.
Dinkadoo Murphy: Kevin, wh-what do you mean you think you're gay?
Kevin Haub: I do. I think I like dudes.
Dinkadoo Murphy: That goat doesn't look right...
Dick Murphy: I hate goats. They're weird.
Dinkadoo Murphy: You clumsy Silverback, watch my FUCKIN' legs.
Dave Murphy: Nice one, foghorn. Why don't you just hurl your feces at the patrons?
Dick Murphy: Really Dink, you can't just holler out vulgarities like that, we are in the middle of the gosh darn Bible-belt here.
Dinkadoo Murphy: Whatever Dick, no one even noticed.
Dot the Waitress: We all hate you. Also, some enraged farmer has stolen your wheelchair.
Dick Murphy: Hey, I'm sorry about that garbage can. This car's weird.
Angry Motorcycle Cop: You say you're not poaching endangered water fowl. But Jesus Christ, look at all these dead ducks! Also, your vehicle is horrible. I see this car on the road again, I'll cite ya.
Dick Murphy: [stutters] I-We-we-ah. The ducks hit *us*!
Dick Murphy: Look, it's an old guy, in a tree.
Dick Murphy: Now here's what we're gonna do, we're gonna put that human nose back in the glovebox. Go on. We're gonna forget about it. Forever.
Kevin Haub: Yeah, okay that sounds easy enough. Hey, anyone hungry?
Dinkadoo Murphy: Yes, good idea.
Kevin Haub: What about the human nose?
Dick Murphy: Kevin, forget about the human nose!
Mrs. Murphy: Oh, Dick. Isn't this romantic? It reminds me of our very first date.
Dick Murphy: We went to Arby's on our first date.
Dick Murphy: Holy shit. I mean, wow! This punch is fantastic.
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