Dick Dickey Quotes in Eating Out: Drama Camp (2011)
Dick Dickey Quotes:
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Dick Dickey: You didn't think you were gonna get by with nothing but talent and moxie, did you?
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Dick Dickey: No one ever gave ME a handout. Hm. Paid my dues tracking down deadbeat cancer survivors with unpaid medical bills. Sold my hair, my blood, my semen - anything to scrape together enough money to build Dick Dickie's Drama Camp.
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Dick Dickey: "You will never be an actor." Yeah, that's what they said to me and Donnie Kindle. It was career day at first grade. They said, "Be a fireman, or a policeman - something more realistic and meaningful." Well, Donnie Kindle listened to their advice; he gave up on his dream and he became a cop. Last month I went to his memorial service after he got shot in the face! Now, not everyone here is going to become a star, or open his own drama camp, but I will tell you this: If you give up on your dreams, even if you don't end up with a face full of metal, you may as well be dead!
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Dick Dickey: I don't like sycophants.
Genevieve: I'm just a serious actress.
Dick Dickey: I'll be the judge of that.
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Dick Dickey: Penny! Someone crapped in the urinal! Take care of it!
Penny: Right away! Duty calls. Get it? "Duty." How do I come up with these things?
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Dick Dickey: Now, as much as I abhor sex, there's nothing I enjoy more than the tender caress of a kissing scene. As an actor you must be prepared to make out with anyone or anything at any given moment. It's a secret I learned in Hollywood on the Internet. Ah! Can I get a volunteer?
Genevieve: I'll kiss you, Dick.
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Dick Dickey: [over loudspeakers] Today's forecast: Sunny with 100% chance of drama. Competition's near, so remember - second place just means you're the best at losing.
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Dick Dickey: [following a "spontaneous" musical number] Well, that felt totally rehearsed.
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Dick Dickey: Shakespeare did not have cum shots.
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Conor: Has it really been seven years since you had sex?
Dick Dickey: Seven and a half.
Conor: Mm, I'm seven and a half. Solved.
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