Dialect Instructor Quotes in The Pink Panther (2006)

[trying to teach Clouseau an English accent]

Dialect Instructor: I would like to buy a hamburger.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: I would like to buy a "damburgen".

Dialect Instructor: I would like to buy a ham-bur-ger.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: I would like to buy a "damburgen".

Dialect Instructor: I would like to buy a hamburger!

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: I would like to buy a "damburgen"!

Dialect Instructor: I would like to buy a hamburger.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: I would like to buy your ambargar.

Dialect Instructor: I would like to buy a hamburger.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: I would like to buy a am - bergar.

Dialect Instructor: No, no, no, let's break it down. I...

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Uh.

Dialect Instructor: I.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: I.

Dialect Instructor: Would...

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Wooed.

Dialect Instructor: Would...

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Wo -od.

Dialect Instructor: Would...

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Weird.

Dialect Instructor: [the dialect teacher stretches the pronunciation of "would"] Wou... ld...

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: [Clouseau imitates the teacher's example] Wou... ld...

Dialect Instructor: Like.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Lake.

Dialect Instructor: Like.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Like.

Dialect Instructor: To...

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Trois?

Dialect Instructor: To...

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Toi?

Dialect Instructor: To?

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Toi.

Dialect Instructor: Buy...

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Bay.

Dialect Instructor: Buy...

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Bee.

Dialect Instructor: Buy.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Bye-bye.

Dialect Instructor: A...

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Eh.

Dialect Instructor: Hamburger.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Amburgar.

[Clouseau tries to pronounce "hamburger"]

Dialect Instructor: Hamburger.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Ehamber.

Dialect Instructor: Hambugrer.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Ambebber.

Dialect Instructor: Ham...

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Em.

Dialect Instructor: Bur...

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Ber.

Dialect Instructor: Ger.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Gar.

Dialect Instructor: I would like to buy a hamburger.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: I would like to buy a damburger.

Dialect Instructor: It's not "damburger", "hamburger".

Dialect Instructor: [teaching Clouseau how to say "I would like to buy a hamburger" with an American accent] I would like to buy a hamburger.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: I would like to buy a damburger.

Dialect Instructor: It's not "damburger"; "hamburger".

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: I'm not saying "dim burger"; I said "I would like to buy a damburger".

Dialect Instructor: I would like to buy a hamburger.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: I would like to buy the hambedder.

Dialect Instructor: Ham - burger.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: I would like to buy a amdurger!

Dialect Instructor: Maybe we should stop.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: We don't quit! We do not quit! Again, again!

Dialect Instructor: I would like to buy a hamburger.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: I would like to buy a hambaa!

Dialect Instructor: [more insistently] I would like to buy a hamburger.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: I would like to bite daberger!

Dialect Instructor: I would like to buy a hamburger.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: I would like to buy a amburgar!

Dialect Instructor: I would like to buy a hamburger

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: I would like to buy ambargar!

Dialect Instructor: I would like to buy a hamburger.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Daburger!