DGgeoff Quotes in Uno: The Movie (2016)

Gavin Free: And audience, if you're still with us...

BM Vagabond: Are you fucking kidding me?

Gavin Free: All the way from the beginning...

DGgeoff: *exasperated sigh*

Gavin Free: I'm very sorry...

DGgeoff: Mood has shifted.

Gavin Free: We did not anticipate this, and it's entirely my fault.

Lil' J: Yep...

DGgeoff: This is Gavin's fault!

DGgeoff: I haven't seen my wife in two weeks.

DGgeoff: AHH! I traded in my ocean for a bigger ocean.

Gavin Free: I traded in my ocean for a piss... a bowl of piss.

Lil' J: You do have a bowl of piss.

DGgeoff: I'm gonna call Griffon and tell her I'm gonna be late tonight.

DGgeoff: [Throws down yellow Draw 2]

Gavin Free: AHH! Oh, it's okay.

[Throws down yellow Draw 2]

Lil' J: AHHHH! It's okay.

[Throws down red Draw 2]

BM Vagabond: AHHHHHH! Fuck!

[draws 6 cards]

Gavin Free: Hey Jeremy!

Lil' J: Yo.

Gavin Free: You're a bitch.

[Throws down green Skip card]

Lil' J: Thanks, pal.

BM Vagabond: Ooh, get fucked!

Lil' J: I'm gonna come at ya hard.

DGgeoff: Ha ha ha! "Gonna come at ya hard!"

DGgeoff: Someday, Millie's gonna be talking to her grandchildren and they're gonna go...

Lil' J: ...Is Geoff still playing Uno?

DGgeoff: Grandma Millie, what happened to the sky, where'd all the blue go? And she's gonna go, let me tell you about great grandpa and the Uno...

DGgeoff: What colour do I have? I don't know! Is it red, do I have red?

Lil' J: I don't know, let me check!

[Exchanges cards deck]

DGgeoff: Sit down, 'cause I'm about to ruin your night.

DGgeoff: I didn't think that Uno without dicks could be fun, but it really is.