Dewey Quotes in Unstoppable (2010)

Connie: How the hell did this happen?

Dewey: It just got away from me.

Connie: It got away from you? It's a train, Dewey, not a chipmunk!

Dewey: [referring to Merlock] He can't still be alive.

Louie: He'd be ancient.

Huey: Yeah, older than Uncle Scrooge, even.

Genie: Yes, except his first wish was to live for ever.

Huey: Oh! Good wisher!

Genie: [bursts into tears] No, BAD wisher! You don't know! He made me do the worst things!

Dewey: Like what?

Genie: Did you ever hear of Atlantis? It was everybody's favorite resort until Merlock couldn't make any reservations! Then down she went!... And poor Pompei! Mount Vesuvius would never had blown its top if Merlock hadn't blown his!

Louie: But what are you worried about? He used up all his wishes.

Genie: But that's just it - Merlock has unlimited wishes, because he has a magic talisman. It's what gives him all his powers... and when he puts it on the lamp, he gets as many wishes as he wants! Now you see why I'm a little jumpy?

Louie: Well, maybe we should wish for the talisman?

Genie: No, that's the one wish I can't do. You'll have to steal it from him yourself, and good luck!

Louie: Well, don't worry about that mean old master now.

Dewey: Yeah, he has no idea you're here with us.

Huey: And that's the way it's going to stay.

Dewey: What a ride!

Louie: Yeah, I wouldn't mind doing it again now that I know that you can live through it!

Louie: At least we still have each other. Think of poor Genie.

Dewey: If only there was a way we could sneak in and get back the lamp.

Huey: But there are so many alarms.

Scrooge McDuck: Aye, hundreds... and 14, 657 ways to trigger them.

Dewey: And you know each and every one, don't you, Uncle Scrooge?

Scrooge McDuck: Aye.

Louie: Maybe the way to shut them off?

Scrooge McDuck: Aye! Come lads! Something tells me we should plan a full-scale invasion!

Mrs. Beakley: Children, I think your uncle has something to say to you.

Scrooge McDuck: Aye... Welcome home! Can I get you and Gene anything? Cookies? Milk? Ice cream?

Huey: Oh, no thank you, Uncle Scrooge.

Louie: Yeah, we're kind of full.

Webby: And sleepy.

Scrooge McDuck: That's because it's past your bedtime. Now, scoot along, little ones.

Huey, Dewey, Louie, Webby: Good night, Uncle Scrooge.

Genie: Nighty-night.

Scrooge McDuck: Sleep tight.

Duckworth: That's telling them, Sir.

Dewey: Quick, get back in the lamp!

Genie: No! Not the lamp! Put me in a dog house, a madhouse, even a house of pancakes! Anywhere but the lamp!

Huey: Can't he stay with us, Uncle Scrooge?

Dewey: Yeah.

Scrooge McDuck: Oh no! I'm not letting this wee gold mine out of my sight!

Dewey: But he's our friend.

Scrooge McDuck: Nonsense! A genie's not a person! A genie is a-a-a... a thing!

[holds up lamp]

Scrooge McDuck: Inside.

Genie: Bye, guys. It was great while it lasted.

Dewey: Do you think we'll see a mummy?

Dijon: That reminds me, my mummy's expecting me. It's time for my nap.

Genie: How can I ever thank you, Master?

Scrooge McDuck: I'm not your master anymore!

Genie: That's right! Can I call you "Uncle Scrooge"?

Scrooge McDuck: You're a sweet kid, but don't press your luck.

Dewey: So, what do you want to do as your first day as a boy?

Genie: Well, let me put it this way... you'll never catch me, coppers!

Huey: Quackarooney!

Louie: Oh boy!

Dewey: I'm gonna get you!

Webby: Are you coming with us, Uncle Scrooge?

Scrooge McDuck: You go ahead, Webby dear. We quad-zillionaires have our own ideas of fun.

Louie: It's a genie, isn't it?

Dewey: It's not the tooth fairy.

Dewey: What is that? A Mexican Jumping Lamp?

Dewey: Webby! What did you do this time?

Webby: I'm sorry. Just make them stop!

Louie: But I've only got one wish left!

Scrooge McDuck: Boys! What is going on?

Huey: Uh-oh. Looks like the jig is up. Go ahead, Louie.

Huey: I don't see anything, Uncle Scrooge.

Dewey: Not even a mirage.

Launchpad: Maybe we made a wrong turn at that last sand dune.

Genie: First, you have to hold the lamp...

Louie: Yeah?

Genie: Then, say, "I wish."

Huey: Yeah?

Genie: Then wish for something.

Huey: That's all?

Dewey: Boy! It's even user-friendly!

Dewey: Winner, winner! Chicken Dinner!

[A.J. goes to the barn to be alone]

Dewey: [whispers] A.J.? A.J?

A.J.: Go away Dewey, I want to be alone.

Dewey: [whispers] I love you.

A.J.: What?

Dewey: I love you.

[Dewey goes over to the loft doors and leans forward]

A.J.: Dewey, get away from there that's not safe. Dewey.

[A.J. catches Dewey]

A.J.: [angry] What do you think you're doing you could have been killed, go back to the house like I told you in the first place!

Dewey: Sorry.

A.J.: [angry] Sorry is not good enough Dewey! You scared me half to death! Now, go on before you get hurt and get us both in trouble!

[Dewey walks off crying]

A.J.: Dewey. Dewey wait a minute. Dewey. Dewey I'm sorry. Dewey.

[A.J. falls from the loft and screams]

Dewey: When did she start smoking?

Randy: Ever since those nude pictures on the internet.

Gale: It was just my head, it was Jennifer Aniston's body!

Gale: I feel bad Dewey, I feel really bad! I never say that cause I never feel bad about anything, but I feel bad now.

Dewey: Is this just another brilliant Gale Weathers performance?

Gale: There are no cameras here. I just wanna find this fucker! I really do.

Dewey: Look, Gale's no killer.

Randy: Ok, all right then, but if she's not a killer, she's a target.

Dewey: How do you know that my dimwitted inexperience isn't merely a subtle form of manipulation, used to lower people's expectations, thereby enhancing my ability to effectively manuever within any given situation?

Gale: It's happening again, isn't it?

Dewey: You'd love that, wouldn't you? Better hurry Gale, might get scooped.

Randy: Mickey, the freaky Tarantino film student. But if he's a suspect, so am I. Lets move on.

Dewey: Wait a minute. Maybe you are a suspect.

Randy: Well if I'm a suspect, you're a suspect.

Dewey: Good point. Ok, let's move on to...

Dewey: Typically, serial killers are white male.

Randy: That's why it's perfect! It's sort of against the rules but not really. Mrs. Voorhees was a terrific serial killer, and there's always room for Candyman's daughter. She's sweet, she's deadly, she's bad for your teeth.

Gale: So what do you want to do, bonehead? Just sit around and wait to see who drops next?

Dewey: I don't know.

[Gale's phone rings]

Dewey: Phonehead!

Gale: So I am heading down to Admissions to do some legwork, you game?

Dewey: I'm not here to write a book Miss Weathers, I'm here to help Syd.

Gale: I wanna help her too, and help myself, of course. Come on Dewey, smile for me once, please!

Dewey: I'll smile when I catch the killer.

Randy: Told ya I'd make a movie someday, huh?

Sidney: Oh my god.

Randy: Well, if you're watching this tape, it means as I feared. I did not survive these killings here at Windsor College. And that giving up my virginity to Karen Kolchec at the video store was probably not a good idea.

Dewey: Karen Kolchec?

Randy: Yes, Karen Kolchec.

Dewey: Creepy Karen?

Randy: Shut up. She's a sweet person, okay? We were working late. We were putting away some videos in the porno section and ya know, shit happens.

paul: [Knocking in background] Open the door Randy.

Randy: 15 minutes.

paul: It's my room too.

Randy: Paul, 15 minutes. I'm leaving my legacy.

[knocking continues]

Randy: 15 minutes Paul. Damn! Anyway, the reason I am here is to help you so that my death will not be in vain; That my life's work will save some other poor soul from getting mutilated. If this killer does come back and he's for real, there are a few things that you gotta remember. Is this simply another sequel? Well if it is, same rules apply. But-here's the critical thing-if you find yourself dealing with an unexpected back story and a preponderance of exposition, then the sequel rules DO NOT apply. Because you are not dealing with a sequel, you are dealing with the concluding chapter of a trilogy.

Dewey: Trilogy?

Randy: That's right, it's a rarity in the horror field but it does exist, and it is a force to be reckoned with. Because true trilogies are all about going back to the beginning and discovering something that wasn't true from the get go. Godfather, Jedi, all revealed something that we thought was true that wasn't true. So if it is a trilogy you are dealing with, here are some super trilogy rules: 1. You got a killer who's going to be super human. Stabbing him won't work. Shooting him won't work. Basically in the third one you gotta cryogenically freeze his head, decapitate him, or blow him up. 2. Anyone including the main character can die. This means you Syd. I'm sorry. It's the final chapter. It could be fucking 'Reservoir Dogs' by the time this thing is through. Number 3. The past will come back to bite you in the ass. Whatever you think you know about the past, forget it. The past is not at rest. Any sins you think were committed in the past are about to break out and destroy you. So in closing, let me say good luck, god speed, and for some of you, I'll see you soon. 'Cause the rules say some of you ain't gonna make it. I didn't, not if you're watching this tape.

Dewey: The killer called her.

Mark: When?

Gale: What'd he say?

Sidney: Oh you know the usual small talk. "What's new?" "How you been?" "How do you wanna die?"

Dewey: Is that a threat, Detective?

Mark: When it's a threat... you'll know it.

Dewey: Was that a threat?

Gale: I did write the definitive book on the Woodsboro Murders.

Dewey: And I'm sure you just can't wait to write another one.

Dewey: Surprise. Surprise. Someone dies and Gale comes running.