Devo Nod Quotes in I Love You to Death (1990)

Rosalie Boca: They look like drug addicts.

Devo Nod: Well, they are drug addicts.

Rosalie Boca: Oh my God! You hired drug addicts?

Devo Nod: Who'd you expect me to hire? The Red Cross?

Nadja: They seem like very polite boys.

Rosalie Boca: I don't like having drug addicts in my house!

Nadja: Oh no, Rosalie. Don't think of them as drug addicts. Think of them as killers.

Lt. Larry Schooner: Jesus!

Devo Nod: What?

Lt. Larry Schooner: What the hell's going on here?

Rosalie Boca: What's wrong?

Sgt. Carlos Wiley: What is it?

Lt. Larry Schooner: He's been shot in the head!

Nadja: Ah!

Rosalie Boca: Oh!

Devo Nod: Really.

Joey Boca: What.

Nadja: No wonder he has headache!

Lt. Larry Schooner: Headache? he's got a bullet in him! Carlos, get an ambulance over here right away.

[see's Devo sneaking away]

Lt. Larry Schooner: Devo!

Devo Nod: ...I was gonna get a band-aid... for Joey...

Harlan James: This is only two hun'erd. We was promised five.

Devo Nod: For killing him five, for wounding him two.

Harlan James: You wanted me to shoot him so I shot him.

Nadja: You woke him up! What good is that?

[Discussing hiring a hit man to kill Joey]

Devo Nod: How much can we pay?

Rosalie Boca: As much as we have to.

[Rosalie exits]

Nadja: Yeah, you know, not too much. Try for discount.

Rosalie Boca: [after Devo has shot Joey] Are you alright?

Devo Nod: Am I alright? Am *I* al...? Why are you asking me if I'm alright? He's the one who got shot!

Devo Nod: I need to collect myself.

[goes into the closet, closes the door and talks to himself]

Devo Nod: Alright. Its you and I. No way out. Get your shit together. Okay? Okay. Let's go.

[Opens door to a confused Rosalie and Nadja]

Devo Nod: Oh no, please, that's *my* job... taking care of the maggots.

Rosalie Boca: We didn't do it. I swear to God we didn't. We found him outside, on the lawn...

Devo Nod: ...Right outside...

Rosalie Boca: ...He was lying there, someone had shot him, and thrown him on the lawn...

Nadja: Yeah, it was a mess...

Rosalie Boca: ...It was terrible. So we brought him inside and we... we put him in bed... and... yep... It must have been the Mafia.

Lt. Larry Schooner: Mafia?

Devo Nod: The Mafia.

Nadja: Yeah. Joey was Italian.

Rosalie Boca: He *is* Italian.

Devo Nod: He *is* Italian.

Devo Nod: Mystic crystal let it shine, spikes just like a porcupine.

Devo Nod: [upset tone] So... you guys took a taxi. How could you do that?

Harlan James: What's wrong with that?

Devo Nod: You came here to kill Joey.

Harlan James: So what?

Devo Nod: So, it's generally not a very good idea to take a taxi to the scene of a crime!

Marlon: Hey, man! Be cool, okay? I mean... the dude's only a taxi driver. He's not like, you know, whats-his-name. What's his name?

Devo Nod: Who?

Marlon: Uh... you know... uh...

Harlan James: Yeah... right.

Devo Nod: [frustrated sigh] Never mind. Forget about it. It's done.