Detective Mastrionotti Quotes in Barton Fink (1991)


Detective Mastrionotti Quotes:

  • Detective Deutsch: All right, forget the heads. Where's Mundt, Fink?

    Detective Mastrionotti: He teach you how to do it?

    Detective Deutsch: You two have some sick sex thing?

    Barton Fink: Sex? He's a man! We wrestled!

    Detective Mastrionotti: You're a sick fuck, Fink.

  • Detective Mastrionotti: Started in Kansas City. Couple of housewives.

    Detective Deutsch: Couple days ago we see the same M.O. out in Los Feliz.

    Detective Mastrionotti: Doctor. Ear, nose and throat man.

    Detective Deutsch: All of which he's now missin'.

    Detective Mastrionotti: Well, some of his throat was there.

    Detective Deutsch: Physician, heal thyself.

    Detective Mastrionotti: Good luck with no fuckin' head.

    Detective Deutsch: Anyway.

  • Detective Mastrionotti: Fink. That's a Jewish name, isn't it?

    Barton Fink: Yeah.

    Detective Mastrionotti: Yeah, I didn't think this dump was restricted.

  • Detective Mastrionotti: What do you do, Fink?

    Barton Fink: I write.

    Detective Deutsch: Oh, yeah? What kind of write?

    Barton Fink: Well, as a matter of fact I write for the pictures.

    Detective Mastrionotti: Big fuckin' deal.

    Detective Deutsch: You want my partner to kiss your ass?

    Detective Mastrionotti: Would that be good enough for you?

    Barton Fink: No, I-I didn't mean to sound...

    Detective Deutsch: What did you mean?

    Barton Fink: I-I've got respect for-for working guys, like you...

    Detective Mastrionotti: Jesus, ain't that a load off!

  • Detective Deutsch: [questioning Fink about Mundt] What else?

    Barton Fink: Trying to think. Nothing, really. He... he said he liked Jack Oakie pictures.

    Detective Mastrionotti: You know, ordinarily we say anything you might remember could be helpful. But I'll be frank with you, Fink. That is not helpful.

    Detective Deutsch: Notice how he's not writing it down?

  • Detective Mastrionotti: You live in 621?

    Barton Fink: Yeah.

    Detective Deutsch: How long you been up there, Fink?

    Barton Fink: A week, eight, nine days.

    Detective Mastrionotti: Is this multiple choice?

  • Detective Deutsch: [holding a photo] You know this slob?

    Barton Fink: [long pause] Yeah, he... he lives next door to me.

    Detective Mastrionotti: That's right, Fink, he lives next door to you.

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