Detective Mastrionotti Quotes in Barton Fink (1991)

Detective Deutsch: All right, forget the heads. Where's Mundt, Fink?

Detective Mastrionotti: He teach you how to do it?

Detective Deutsch: You two have some sick sex thing?

Barton Fink: Sex? He's a man! We wrestled!

Detective Mastrionotti: You're a sick fuck, Fink.

Detective Mastrionotti: Started in Kansas City. Couple of housewives.

Detective Deutsch: Couple days ago we see the same M.O. out in Los Feliz.

Detective Mastrionotti: Doctor. Ear, nose and throat man.

Detective Deutsch: All of which he's now missin'.

Detective Mastrionotti: Well, some of his throat was there.

Detective Deutsch: Physician, heal thyself.

Detective Mastrionotti: Good luck with no fuckin' head.

Detective Deutsch: Anyway.

Detective Mastrionotti: Fink. That's a Jewish name, isn't it?

Barton Fink: Yeah.

Detective Mastrionotti: Yeah, I didn't think this dump was restricted.

Detective Mastrionotti: What do you do, Fink?

Barton Fink: I write.

Detective Deutsch: Oh, yeah? What kind of write?

Barton Fink: Well, as a matter of fact I write for the pictures.

Detective Mastrionotti: Big fuckin' deal.

Detective Deutsch: You want my partner to kiss your ass?

Detective Mastrionotti: Would that be good enough for you?

Barton Fink: No, I-I didn't mean to sound...

Detective Deutsch: What did you mean?

Barton Fink: I-I've got respect for-for working guys, like you...

Detective Mastrionotti: Jesus, ain't that a load off!

Detective Deutsch: [questioning Fink about Mundt] What else?

Barton Fink: Trying to think. Nothing, really. He... he said he liked Jack Oakie pictures.

Detective Mastrionotti: You know, ordinarily we say anything you might remember could be helpful. But I'll be frank with you, Fink. That is not helpful.

Detective Deutsch: Notice how he's not writing it down?

Detective Mastrionotti: You live in 621?

Barton Fink: Yeah.

Detective Deutsch: How long you been up there, Fink?

Barton Fink: A week, eight, nine days.

Detective Mastrionotti: Is this multiple choice?

Detective Deutsch: [holding a photo] You know this slob?

Barton Fink: [long pause] Yeah, he... he lives next door to me.

Detective Mastrionotti: That's right, Fink, he lives next door to you.