Detective Martin Balsam Quotes in The Silence of the Hams (1994)

Detective Martin Balsam: Oh, no! Not again!

Antonio: [Balsam's car won't start] Goodbye.

Detective Martin Balsam: Goodbye.

Antonio: Goodbye

Detective Martin Balsam: Goodbye.

Antonio: Goodbye.

Detective Martin Balsam: Goodbye.

Antonio: Goodbye.

Detective Martin Balsam: Goodbye.

[Several hours later Balsam's car finally starts]

Antonio: Goodbye.

[Balsam drives away]

Antonio: What a jerk, he left without saying "goodbye"!

Detective Martin Balsam: Robocrap. A Japanese version of Robocop.

Joe: You know, you look better in pictures.

Detective Martin Balsam: You should see me in a bikini.

Antonio: Yes, I'm not a liar. I tell you the trout.

Detective Martin Balsam: The 'truth', I want the 'truth'.

Antonio: It's not a problem. Okay.

[Picks up a stuffed trout from under the front desk]

Antonio: Here it is, the 'truth'.