Detective Jones Quotes in The Bat Whispers (1930)

Detective Anderson: Did you do much looking around?

Detective Jones: Did I? That's just what I was doing when somebody socked me with a piano.

Detective Jones: Hey, what type of joint is this?

Detective Anderson: Who are you?

Detective Jones: Who am I? Who do you think I am? W.T. Jones. Super-sleuth of Oakdale County.

Lizzie Allen: Aren't you going to take me up with you?

Cornelia van Gorder: You're nothing but trouble on the ground floor, you'll be a nuisance on the roof.

[goes up the stairs]

Cornelia van Gorder: If I yell you come up!

Detective Jones: Who, me?

Cornelia van Gorder: Yes you!

Cornelia van Gorder: Dale, get some whiskey.

Detective Jones: You mean to tell me you've got booze in the house?

Cornelia van Gorder: Yes, for emergencies.

Detective Jones: So that's why everybody's trying to break into this place.

Detective Jones: Nobody looks at a Japanese tourist.

Detective Jones: [Banging on door with other policemen] Open the door! We want to see Perry Mason!

Spudsy Drake: [On the inside of the locked door] Man, who do you think you are?

Detective Jones: Herbert B. Jones of the homicide squad.

Spudsy Drake: [shouting] Open that door, or we'll break it down!

Spudsy Drake: Well, uh, wait'll I put my pants on, will yuh?

Detective Jones: You've had enough time to knit a pair.