Detective Fowler Quotes in Four Brothers (2005)

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Detective Fowler Quotes:

  • Detective Fowler: It's not looking good for you, homeboy.

    Angel: We'll see if they're still your boys after they find out you killed your partner Green, homeboy.

    Detective Fowler: That's your angle, huh? You're gonna walk out there and tell them I killed Green? That's your story?

    Angel: It has the advantage of being true.

    Detective Fowler: So what? I killed my partner. I could kill the whole damn police department if you were the only witness. They'd probably just promote me to chief. You're one of the Mercer brothers. No cop in the world is going to believe your word over mine.

    Angel: You know what, you're probably right. Other than the ones I got outside right now in a van, listening to every bit of our conversation.

  • Lt. Green: [about Bobby Mercer] It's been a long time since anybody's seen that face around here.

    Detective Fowler: Must've gotten off for good behavior.

    Lt. Green: Not likely. That's Bobby Mercer. Heavyweight champion fuck-up of the family. And that's a well defended title. Would've made his daddy proud, if he'd ever had one. I used to know him a little. Played hockey with the boy. Got thrown outta 60 odd games before the league had finally had enough of him. They called him the Michigan Mauler.

    Detective Fowler: Who's the kid?

    Lt. Green: [chuckles] Oh, that's Jack. He's the youngest. First class fuck-up, third class rock star.

    Detective Fowler: He doesn't look like trouble.

    Lt. Green: He's a Mercer. Don't let him fool you.

  • Detective Fowler: Hey, Gretzky, you know what this is?

    Bobby: A hair from your wife's tit?

  • Detective Fowler: If this woman's such a God-damned Saint, how did she end up raising four total fuck-ups?

    Lt. Green: Miss Evelyn cycled hundreds of kids out of the foster program and into permanent homes. In 30 years she only came across four lost causes. Four delinquents so far gone she couldn't find anyone to take them in. So she did. Trust me, Fowler, these kids are congressmen compared to what they would've been

  • Detective Fowler: Do the letters T and J mean anything to you?

    Deuce Bigalow: I don't know. Turkey Jizz?

  • Detective Fowler: You know anything about this?

    [unzips his pants]

    Detective Fowler: Look. See that red spot over there? That wasn't there this morning. I checked. You know what it is?

    Deuce Bigalow: Maybe it's a rash. Something you got from jogging. How the hell do I know? Get it away from me.

  • Detective Fowler: You better show some respect, or I'm gonna rip that little pleasure-giving tongue right out of your head! One more thing

    [drops his pants]

    Detective Fowler: I was at the precinct and I really had to use the John. And it's pretty filthy in there and I was in kind of a hurry, and I didn't have time to use one of those, you know, paper ass gaskets. I was doing my business, and something sort of splashed up on me, all over. What do you do in situations like that? You think I'll be alright?

    Deuce Bigalow: I think you're pretty safe.

    Detective Fowler: I'd better be!

  • Deuce Bigalow: If man-whoring has taught me anything, it's that most women are as unhappy with their entire body as you are with your small penis.

    Detective Fowler: Thin penis.

    Deuce Bigalow: Whatever. While you're worried about your penis...

    Detective Fowler: Thin penis.

    Deuce Bigalow: Women are worried about their height, their weight, their giant feet, the stream of obscenities that could burst through their mouth at any second. If you make a woman feel good about herself, it really doesn't matter what's wrong with you.

    Detective Fowler: Even if it's really really thin? We're talkin' spaghetti stick.

  • Detective Fowler: [about his penis] I'm telling you if you painted it silver and twisted the end, it'd look like a kickstand.

  • Detective Fowler: Listen up, man-whore. I oughta bust you right now!

    Deuce Bigalow: We just had sushi!

    Detective Fowler: "Sushi?" Is that what they call it nowadays? I'm hip to your man-whore slang. All right, fine. Why don't I just go have a chat with your spicy tuna roll?

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