Detective #1 Quotes in The Sentinel (2006)

[at Charlie Merriweather's house, investigating his murder]

Detective #1: There's no money left in his wallet, and there's been a series of robberies here the last two months. You have some reason to think it wasn't a robbery?

David Breckinridge: Well, Agent Merriweather spent the last twenty-five years honing his ability to sense danger. To notice anything outside of the ordinary. So for some average street criminal to get the drop on him? Yeah, it raises some questions.

Art: I'm tellin' ya, officer, there's a body buried in that house.

Detective #1: The old man, Mr. Seznick right?

Art: Yeah the old guy who's sitting here is buried in that house, Sherlock.

Detective #1: Got a gun, creep?

Fletch: Shamu's got one, borrow his.

Detective #1: [searching Fletch] What have we here?

Fletch: That's my dick.

[Fletch is being framed for drug possession by two very large cops]

Fletch: You fellas wanna read me my rights?

Detective #1: You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to have your face kicked in by me. You have the right to have your balls stomped by him.

[Detective #2 blows Fletch a kiss]

Fletch: I'll... waive my rights.

Reporter #2: Is that box registered to a name?

Postal Clerk: Yes, of course that box is registered to a name, but I can't give it out to you.

Detective #1: [holds out his police badge] But you can to me.

Postal Clerk: Yes, sir, I can get it for you... instantly. That box is registered to a Mr. Charles U. Farley, 112 Crescent.

Reporter #2: But that's the address of the school!

Detective #1: Heh, Chuck U. Farley!

[Cheaver and Colee go to the Las Vegas jail to find out what T.K. is being charged with]

Fred Cheaver: What's the charge?

Detective #1: Armed robbery.

Fred Cheaver: Armed robbery?

Colee Dunn: What did he rob?

Detective #2: You ever heard of a casino called 'Lucky Jim's?'

Colee Dunn: [Colee slowly answers] Yeah. Yeah, I heard of that.

Liquor Store Perp: Yo, man, these cuffs are too tight, man.

Detective #1: That's 'cause they're new. They'll stretch. You gotta give 'em a little time.

Detective #1: We found your card on his body.

Philip Marlowe: They give 'em out with bubblegum.

Detective #1: Good morning, Mr. Masterston!

Sam Masterson: [Realizing he's a policeman] You don't have to show me who you are. I can tell by the smell.

Detective #1: My nose isn't that big!