Det. Ryan Quotes in Turk 182! (1985)

Det. Ryan: [trying to find out who's behind Turk 182] Just give us the names and addresses of everyone involved.

Terry Lynch: Everyone?

Det. Ryan: Everyone involved.

Terry Lynch: There's the Penguin, the Riddler, Catwoman, Darth Vader, Jack the Ripper, Atila the Hun...

Det. Ryan: [after Turk has broken into the mayor's office] Why, officer Callahan. What a pleasant surprise. So glad you could make it. Where the hell were you?

Callahan the Cop: There was a fire in the bathroom.

Det. Ryan: A fire in the bathroom. You leave the mayor's office unguarded for a fire in the bathroom? Jesus Christ, Callahan. That trick's in my kid's commando game! You'd better get yourself a new pair of shoes, Callahan.

Callahan the Cop: I'm... gonna be... doing a lot of walking?

Det. Ryan: [nods] Smart man. Have a nice day.

Det. Ryan: [about Turk 182] There are two theories. The first is that this is an organized conspiracy. The other more bizarre theory is that this is the work of one man - Superman, apparently!

Det. Ryan: [the cops are looking at slides of Turk's graffiti] This little masterpiece was conducted while the surrogate court was in night session. If you can believe that one.

Det. Kowalski: Justice is indeed blind.