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Det. Insp. Jack Regan Quotes:

  • Det. Insp. Jack Regan: Shut it!

  • Det. Insp. Jack Regan: You've slept with him too?

    Bianca Hamilton: Oh Christ! Don't start that again! Yes, often. Separately and together. Sometimes with an audience and sometimes...

    Det. Insp. Jack Regan: Shut it!

  • Det. Insp. Jack Regan: Remember, no guns unless they use 'em.

  • [arresting an armed robber at the end of a very violent punch-up]

    Det. Insp. Jack Regan: All right, Tinkerbell. You're nicked!

  • [Carter pulls out a packet of cigarettes and puts one in his mouth]

    Det. Sgt. George Carter: Sorry, Guv, I've only got one left.

    [Regan takes the cigarette out of Carter's mouth and puts it in his own]

    Det. Insp. Jack Regan: I only *want* one.

    [Regan fumbles for his lighter]

    Det. Insp. Jack Regan: You got a light?

    Det. Sgt. George Carter: Nope.

    Det. Insp. Jack Regan: Bastard.

  • Det. Insp. Jack Regan: Leave it alone!

  • Det. Insp. Jack Regan: Stan Morris? Leave it aht! He couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery.

  • Det. Insp. Jack Regan:, sod off!

  • Det. Insp. Jack Regan: Now listen, little lord spymaster: you may be Special Branch but that doesn't make you God almighty!

  • Det. Sgt. George Carter: Do you know what, Jack? You're full of shit.

    Det. Insp. Jack Regan: I thought it was about time you made an intellectual contribution to this debate.

    Det. Sgt. George Carter: Bollocks.

  • [Carter walks out]

    Det. Insp. Jack Regan: Sod it!

  • [Regan hears a police siren]

    Det. Insp. Jack Regan: Oh shit!

  • [talking about McQueen]

    Det. Insp. Jack Regan: He should be locked up in the bloody Tower.

    PPS to Baker: That's exactly where MI5 have got him - the Tower Hotel.

  • Det. Sgt. George Carter: Jack you're full of shit. Bollocks, you're pissed off because they didn't go down on their hands and knees to you at Fulham - "Ah it's Jack Regan, mastermind of the Sweeney police come to help us out" - and you've bored me all night tryin' to prove otherwise!

    Det. Insp. Jack Regan: Well you don't have to stay, you know!

    Det. Sgt. George Carter: Too bleedin' right I don't. See ya!

  • Det. Insp. Jack Regan: No DOGS. The last time we had dogs, they bit every man present but the villains.


    Det. Insp. Jack Regan: I think they train them to bite squad officers.

    Soames: That's not true, sir.

    Det. Insp. Jack Regan: Will you belt up, Soames. Who fuckin' asked you?

  • [McKyle is defending Superintendent Jupp on corruption charges. Regan refuses to testify as a character witness for Jupp]

    McKyle: [pompously] My client is a distinguished police officer with whom you had a close working relationship for the past three years.

    Det. Insp. Jack Regan: Your client is so bent that it's been impossible to hang his pictures straight on the office wall for the past twelve months!

    McKyle: Isn't there such a thing as loyalty?

    Det. Insp. Jack Regan: Loyalty is like a girdle: it should stretch two ways.

  • [while helping Carter to arrest a man at a brewery for poisoning the beer with arsenic, Llewellyn has got very drunk on the brewery's produce]

    Det. Insp. Jack Regan: [to Carter] Well I always said you couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery. Seems I was wrong.

  • [to relieve the boredom during a stakeout, Llewellyn is watching busty young women walk past]

    Llewellyn: Oooh. Look at that. Shouldn't be allowed. Fancy showing out in weather like this. Look, there's another one. Why does her mum give her a raincoat?

    Det. Insp. Jack Regan: Why don't you belt up?

    Llewellyn: It's a combination of nerves and smoking too much - I get this hard-on like a milk-bottle.

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