Det. Doug Bigelow Quotes in Dead Heat (1988)


Det. Doug Bigelow Quotes:

  • [last lines]

    Det. Doug Bigelow: Roger, I think this is the end of a beautiful friendship.

  • Det. Doug Bigelow: [He shuts the porno mag the clerk's being reading] Sorry to interrupt your erection.

  • Det. Doug Bigelow: [to a dead body] You are under arrest. You have the right to remain disgusting.

  • Det. Roger Mortis: [to Rebecca] The most important thing for me to do right now is to nail whoever did this to me. You understand that, don't you?

    Det. Doug Bigelow: Personally rip his heart out with my bare hands, Roger. Hold the heart in the palm of my hand and we'll watch it stops beating together.

    Det. Roger Mortis: That's nice, Doug, but let's find him first.

  • Det. Roger Mortis: You know, the weird thing is, I feel fine. I feel like I could run in the Boston Marathon.

    Det. Doug Bigelow: Hey, no, you couldn't, Roger. It's not opened to dead people.

    Det. Roger Mortis: You think they'd check?

    Det. Doug Bigelow: Oh, they're very strict now.

  • Det. Doug Bigelow: So what color did you get?

    Det. Roger Mortis: [looks at lipstick] Uh, mulberry wine.

    Det. Doug Bigelow: That's a good choice.

    Det. Doug Bigelow: [effeminately] Brings out your eyes.

  • Det. Doug Bigelow: Roger, you were underwater in that Jacuzzi for five straight minutes.

    Det. Roger Mortis: That's right, I was.

    Det. Doug Bigelow: Can you teach my girlfriend how to do that?

  • Mr. Thule: Life and death are both expressions of the same eternal spirit.

    Det. Doug Bigelow: You oughta write fortune cookies, pal.

  • [a reanimated cow walks out of the freezer]

    Det. Roger Mortis: How do you fight this thing?

    Det. Doug Bigelow: Maybe you can drown it in A1 sauce.

  • Det. Doug Bigelow: Roger, maybe you ought to get yourself a change of clothes. Being dead isn't something you should advertise.

    Randi James: I might have something in my closet.

    Det. Doug Bigelow: Something for that unexpected overnight guest, Miss James?

    Randi James: From an ex-boyfriend, Mr. Bigelow. A very ex.

  • Det. Doug Bigelow: This little piggy's going to market.

  • Det. Doug Bigelow: You remember when we were in training? They always told us, "You can't be a good cop if you're a dead cop." Here's your chance to prove them wrong. You're good and you're dead.

    Det. Roger Mortis: I'm good and I'm dead.

  • Det. Roger Mortis: Doug, you're alive.

    Dr. Ernest McNab: He can't understand a word you've said, Roger. He's been brain-dead too long, which means he's mindless and totally obedient. Kill this guy, would you?

    Det. Doug Bigelow: Kill this guy, would you?

  • Det. Doug Bigelow: Roger, he said I should... He said I should hurt you. But I'm gonna hurt him.

    Det. Roger Mortis: Kill that guy, would you?

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