Derek Wallace Quotes in The Waterboy (1998)

Guy Grenouille: Hey, moron! Hey! Moron! Duh! L-L-Look at me. I'm th-th-the waterboy. Duh! I got a wooden spoon! Duh!

Greg Meaney: [Bobby pictures the people who tomented him in the past] Smells like you need a shower, stinky!

[Meaney laughs evily]

Coach Red Beaulieu: You're fired!

[Red laughs evilly]

Bobby Boucher: [Captain Insano and Jim Simmonds laugh]

[Bobby becomes enraged]

Bobby Boucher: Stop makin' fun of me!

Guy Grenouille: Red thirty! Hut!

[Bobby chases Grenouille, screaming, then ramming and tackling him hard to the ground]

Coach Klein: [in amazement] Wow!

Derek Wallace: Damn!

Coach Klein: [it's half-time at the Bourbon Bowl and they're in the locker room] Anybody got an idea?

[Silence]

Derek Wallace: Hey, remember the time Bobby tackled the referee by mistake?

[Everybody chuckles]

Lyle Robideaux: Yeah, that was pretty funny. How 'bout the time Bobby tackled the guy from Louisville, and threw him into the stands?

[Everybody laughs]

Guy Grenouille: Y'all remember the time he intercepted the ball and his pants fell off, and he ran for the touchdown bare ass?

[Everybody laughs]

Farmer Fran: Remember the time Bobby Boucher...

[Begins to mumble in his southern drawl, and everybody stares at him]

Bobby Boucher: [Bobby shows up in the locker room by surprise] Remember the time Bobby Boucher showed up at halftime and the Mud Dogs won the Bourbon Bowl, do ya?

[Everybody starts cheering and shouting]