Deputy James Quotes in Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)

Captain Logan: [Being possessed by Dead Ted] Whoa. Okay, dudes... Oh, I mean, fellow policemen. My son, Ted "Theodore" Logan, and his friend Bill S. Preston, Esquire, have been murdered and replaced by evil robots from the future.

Dead Bill: You totally did it dude.

Captain Logan: [as Dead Ted] I totally possessed my dad!

[both Bill and Captain Logan do air guitar]

Captain Logan: [as Dead Ted] Okay. You gotta go over and arrest these robots so they don't ruin everything for me and Bill. Oh, I mean, uh, my son and Bill. And most importantly, they don't hurt the babes... The princesses.

[to himself as Dead Ted]

Captain Logan: This isn't working.

[to Dead Bill]

Captain Logan: Back me up dude!

Dead Bill: You got it dude!

[Possesses Deputy James]

Deputy James: [Being possessed by Dead Bill] I totally believe you dude.

Captain Logan: [as Dead Ted] Yeah!

[Gives Deputy James a high five]

Deputy James: [as Dead Bill] Whoa, donuts!

Captain Logan: [as Dead Ted] Whoa, excellent!

Deputy James: [as Dead Bill] Savory cruller.

Captain Logan: [as Ted] Yeah. I got real hungry being dead.

Deputy James: [as Bill] Yeah.

[the cops look at them weird]

Captain Logan: [as Ted] Bill, I don't think they believe us.

Deputy James: [as Bill] Well, we'll have to find somebody who will.

Captain Logan, Deputy James: [still possessed] Catch ya later, cop dudes!