Deputy Fred Quotes in The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982)

Deputy Fred: So, for awhile, as the story goes, the girls begin accepting poultry in trade: one bird, one lay. And that's how the place got its name: The Chicken Ranch!

Miss Mona: Well, one of those nights when you ain't on duty, you drop in out there. My girls'll love to show you a little appreciation.

Deputy Fred: Shoot, Miss Mona - you know I'm a married man!

Miss Mona: Oh, Fred, you mean to tell me you don't think the cows don't appreciate the time off when a bull goes over to another pasture?

[On the Chicken Ranch]

Deputy Fred: If you grew up anywhere in Texas, you knew at an early age they was selling somethin' out there - and it wasn't poultry!

Deputy Fred: Everybody liked Ed Earl - especially Ed Earl.

[first lines]

Deputy Fred: It was the nicest little whorehouse you ever saw!

Deputy Fred: [commenting on the underwear that Miss Mona gave Ed Earl] It's a Japanese sling-shot!

Deputy Fred: My wife read his lips on every "Hell", "Goddamn" and "Shit".