Deputy Doofy Quotes in Scary Movie (2000)
Deputy Doofy Quotes:
Deputy Doofy: Mom said that when I wear this badge you're supposed to treat me like a man of the law.
Buffy Gilmore: Yeah, and Mom also said for you to stop sticking your dick in the vacuum cleaner!
Deputy Doofy: Special Officer Doofy reporting!
Policeman #1: Hey, Doofy! Smell my fingers!
Deputy Doofy: What's that?
Policeman #1: That's when you know you've become a man, Doofy.
Deputy Doofy: Hey, Terry! Smell my fingers!
Policeman #1: What the hell is that?
Deputy Doofy: My ass!
Gail Hailstorm: Is that drool?
Deputy Doofy: Yeah, I forgot to swallow.
Gail Hailstorm: Don't worry, because I never forget.
Gail Hailstorm: Isn't Cindy Campbell's father a suspect?
Sheriff: That is classified information, where did you get this?
Gail Hailstorm: Sorry, but my information is strictly confidential shit.
[Doofy steps out]
Deputy Doofy: Hi Gail... Gail swallows.
Deputy Doofy: I said, don't disturb me when I'm cleaning my room!
Deputy Doofy: I go poopie.
Sheriff: Did you just say you went "poopie"?
Deputy Doofy: Yeah, it was good.
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