Denny Byrnes Quotes in Meet the Parents (2000)

Late Night Courier: Gaylord M. Focker?

Greg Focker: That's me.

Jack Byrnes: I thought your name was Greg.

Greg Focker: It is.

Late Night Courier: That's not what it says here.

Greg Focker: Gaylord is my legal name. Nobody's called me by it since third grade.

Denny Byrnes: Wait a minute, so your name is Gay Focker?

Deborah Byrnes: No. We are not going to cancel the rehearsal for some stupid cat.

Jack Byrnes: Stupid cat? How could you say that? That cat's been like a brother to you. And we're supposed to just let him wander the streets without food, water or toilet?

[looking around the house]

Jack Byrnes: Denny. DENNY?

Denny Byrnes: Right here, dad.

Jack Byrnes: Okay, you're going to fill in as the ring bearer for now...

Denny Byrnes: What? No, I'm not wearing that stupid pillow thing on my head.

Jack Byrnes: Oh yes you damn well will!

Denny Byrnes: You just sniffing my boxers, man?

Greg Focker: No, dude

Greg Focker: Don't worry about your little covert op, I'll keep it on the low down.

Denny Byrnes: Down low.

Greg Focker: No doubt.

Jack Byrnes: Denny can you- what is that?

Denny Byrnes: Oh this, um, well, it's a sculpture I found in Greg's jacket.

Jack Byrnes: This isn't a sculpture. It's a device people use to smoke marijiuana.

Denny Byrnes: Reeaally.