Denny Byrnes Quotes in Meet the Parents (2000)
Denny Byrnes Quotes:
Late Night Courier: Gaylord M. Focker?
Greg Focker: That's me.
Jack Byrnes: I thought your name was Greg.
Greg Focker: It is.
Late Night Courier: That's not what it says here.
Greg Focker: Gaylord is my legal name. Nobody's called me by it since third grade.
Denny Byrnes: Wait a minute, so your name is Gay Focker?
Deborah Byrnes: No. We are not going to cancel the rehearsal for some stupid cat.
Jack Byrnes: Stupid cat? How could you say that? That cat's been like a brother to you. And we're supposed to just let him wander the streets without food, water or toilet?
[looking around the house]
Jack Byrnes: Denny. DENNY?
Denny Byrnes: Right here, dad.
Jack Byrnes: Okay, you're going to fill in as the ring bearer for now...
Denny Byrnes: What? No, I'm not wearing that stupid pillow thing on my head.
Jack Byrnes: Oh yes you damn well will!
Denny Byrnes: You just sniffing my boxers, man?
Greg Focker: No, dude
Greg Focker: Don't worry about your little covert op, I'll keep it on the low down.
Denny Byrnes: Down low.
Greg Focker: No doubt.
Jack Byrnes: Denny can you- what is that?
Denny Byrnes: Oh this, um, well, it's a sculpture I found in Greg's jacket.
Jack Byrnes: This isn't a sculpture. It's a device people use to smoke marijiuana.
Denny Byrnes: Reeaally.
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