Denny Quotes in Deja Vu (2006)

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Denny Quotes:

  • Shanti: We used *huge* amounts of energy to create this image!

    Doug Carlin: Alright, how huge?

    Denny: Well you remember that little blackout we had a few years back, we blamed Canada, Canada blamed Michigan...

    Doug Carlin: Half the northeast. You're saying you guys...

    Denny: 50 million homes?

    Gunnars: [raises hand] My bad!

    Denny: Well, I still say we blame Canada, but...

  • Doug Carlin: Is she alive or is she dead?

    Denny: Alright: Life, like time and space, is not merely a local phenomenon.

    Doug Carlin: [Screaming] Oh Alright! Am I asking a hard question?

    Denny: [Muttering] Looks like I picked a bad week to stop snorting hash.

    Doug Carlin: I'll tell you what: I will speak slow so that those of you with Ph.D's in the room can understand. Here, look. Here's a monitor, right?

    [Throws a chair against the monitor, breaking it]

    Doug Carlin: Now the monitor is broken. It's dead. It's not temporarily transitioned to another state of entropy, it's *dead*. Right. Now is *she* alive or is she *dead*?

    Denny: She's alive.

    Doug Carlin: Alright. Now we're getting somewhere.

  • Denny: Awww... That was tender. I wish I had someone.

  • Doug Carlin: [watching Pryzwarra write the note] ... 2 L's. Surveilling, 2 L's.

    Denny: [sarcastic laugh] ... since this is such a tremendous waste of taxpayer money, the least we could do is get the spelling right.

    Shanti: That's not necessarily true. Branching Universe Theory holds you can do...

    Denny: Ohhh... Branching... Universe... Theory... ohhh, no no no.

    Shanti: Alright, I'll show you. The traditional view of time is linear, like a river, flowing from the past towards the future.

    Doug Carlin: But you can change the course of a river, right?

    Shanti: Exactly. Introduce a significant enough event at any point in this river and you create a new branch, still flowing toward the future, but along a different route. Changed.

    Denny: Yeah, but that river is the Mississippi and we're lobbing what amounts to a pebble into it. That's a very few tiny ripples in a kind of big body of water, don't you think?

    Shanti: Traditionalist.

    Agent Pryzwarra: Say we do create this new branch. What happens to the old one to this one?

    Denny: [referring to Shanti] ... Ask the radical!

    Shanti: Well, it might continue parallel to the new branch. Most likely, it ceases to exist.

    Denny: The idea is we cease to exist, alright? Or this version of us, anyway. Umm, we never came here, we didn't meet Doug, we don't remember it ever happening.

    Agent Pryzwarra: Well, that's worth 10 billion right there.

  • Denny: I need more cowbell!

  • Denny: You know you don't have to do this.

    Doug Carlin: What if I already have?

  • Denny: I knew I picked a bad week to quit snorting hash.

  • Denny: Man, all you gotta do is find a girl that looks just like her, nail her, and then dump her, man. Get her of your mind.

    Mark: Your only mistake is that you didn't dump her first. Diane Court is a show pony. You need a stallion, my friend. Walk with us and you walk tall.

    Luke: Bitches, man.

  • Joe: Dude, where'd she dump you, man?

    Lloyd Dobler: In the car.

    Denny: Oh man, your car? Man, Dissed in the Malibu. Thats your castle, man.

  • Benny: You know what I say? She gets a share, but not a full share.

    Tommy: I'd go for that. Yeah.

    Denny: Yeah, what if we each get a fourth and she gets, like, a third?

    Benny: What are you? Nuts? Then she'd be getting more than us!

    Denny: How do you figure?

    Benny: Where are you gonna get four fourths and a third? Can't you add?

    Denny: I don't do fractions, all right?

  • Denny: Ray really is a genius, Frenchy.

    Frenchy: Compared to you, this chair is a genius, Denny.

  • Denny: Did you get your share?

    Tommy: My share of what? Oh, oh, yeah. I got it. I sold some stuff.

    Denny: What did you sell?

    Tommy: A rented car.

  • Denny: Mothafucka!

  • Denny: You know they always say you can tell the size of a cock by standing down from its beak all the way to its tailfeathers.

  • Denny: In my family, a man has only to look at a woman and she's pregnant.

    Rita: That's because you're all so cockeyed.

  • Kaz: I turn into a monster.

    Denny: Piece of cake.

  • Denny: I'm affectionate.

    Sonia: You're a carpet!

    Denny: I like men!

  • Denny: So what do you got in there?

    Wilson Joel: What do I got?

    Denny: Yeah, Maura said you have a plane.

    Wilson Joel: Yeah. It's really, really... I just got it.

    Denny: Oh yeah, when?

    Wilson Joel: Oh, not today. I mean... not today! You know?

  • [last lines]

    Denny: I love you Aniki! Wherever you at, man!

  • Denny: I gotta tell you something.

    Johnny: Shoot, Denny.

    Denny: It's about Lisa.

    Johnny: Go on.

    Denny: She's beautiful. She looks great in her red dress. I think I'm in love with her.

    Johnny: Go on...

  • Johnny: Denny, don't you have something else to do?

    Denny: I just like to watch you guys.

  • Lisa: Denny, look at me in the eyes and tell the truth. We're your friends.

    Denny: I bought some drugs off of him. Things got mixed up. I didn't mean for this to happen!

    Lisa: [crying] Denny...

    Denny: I don't have them anymore!

    Lisa: What kind of drugs, Denny?

    Denny: It doesn't matter, I don't have them anymore!

    Claudette: It doesn't matter? How in the hell did you get involved with drugs?

    Lisa: Mom...

    Claudette: What? Were you giving them to him, selling them to him? Where in the hell did you meet that man?

    Lisa: [screaming] What kind of drugs do you take?

    Denny: It's nothing like that!

    Lisa: [screaming] What the hell is wrong with you?

    Denny: I just needed some money to pay off some stuff!

    Lisa: How much do you have to give him?

    Claudette: This is not the way you make money!

    Lisa: [screaming] How much?

    Denny: [screaming] Stop ganging up on me!

    Claudette: Well, it is time somebody ganged up on you for God's sake! A man like that! Where in the hell did you meet a man like that?

    Denny: It doesn't matter!

    Claudette: It matters a great deal! A man holds a gun on you! You almost got killed and you expect me to forget that happened?

    Denny: You're not my fucking mother!

    Claudette: [grabs Denny by the shirt] You listen, you little boy!

    Lisa: No, stop! No!

    [grabs and hugs Denny]

    Claudette: Somebody had better do something around here!

  • Johnny: Are you okay, Denny?

    Denny: I'm okay.

    Johnny: Are you *okay*?

    Denny: I'm okay!

    Claudette: What's okay? He's taking drugs.

  • Denny: [to Lisa] You look beautiful today. Can I kiss you?

  • Denny: Why, Johnny? Why? Johnny, why? Why?

  • Lisa: Denny, are you okay? What did that man want from you?

    Denny: Nothing.

    Claudette: Oh, that was not nothing!

    Lisa: Tell me everything!

    Claudette: You have no idea what kind of trouble you're in here, do you?

    Denny: I owe him some money.

    Lisa: What kind of money?

    Denny: I owe him some money!

    Lisa: What kind of money?

    Denny: Everything is okay! He's gone!

    Claudette: Everything is not okay. Denny, that is a dangerous man!

    Denny: Calm down! He's going to jail!

    Lisa: Denny, what kind of money? Just tell me!

    Claudette: What do you need money for?

    Lisa: Mom, please! Denny is with me and Johnny!

    Claudette: A man like that! With a gun! My god!

  • Denny: Can I kiss you?

    Lisa: You are such a little brat!

    Denny: I was just kidding! I love you and Johnny!

  • Denny: Sometimes you make choices in life, and sometimes choices make you.

  • Kat: She shouldn't be scared to hang out with those guys, they're us.

    Denny: Exactly.

  • Denny: Ok, this is painful to watch. Look, who knows what time the mail is gonna even be delivered today. Come on you gotta come with us.

    Kat: Come on baby, pretty soon you're gonna be going off to college no matter where you're going. How many snow days are we gonna be able to spend together?

    Mia Hall: Are you guys really using the guilt card right now?

    Kat: We'll let you pick the music.

    Mia Hall: And bribery.

    Denny: Honey, guilt and bribery are the glue that have held parents and teenagers together for generations. Don't fight tradition.

    Mia Hall: Fine.

  • Denny: Guys play music for two reasons. To get laid, and because they got rage. But mostly to get laid.

  • Denny: [Over the phone, while leaving the television studio after a taping] Did dad reach you?

    Brandon Lang: Dad, no why?

    Denny: He must be out of money, he keeps calling he saw you on TV and wants to talk to you. I gave him your work number but they won't put him through

    Brandon Lang: I don't know what that's about I'll check into it

  • Denny: Look, why don't you leave some phone numbers around? I've been trying to reach you. Look. I've heard of an opening. Sounds perfect for you. Your experience. Smaller place than you're used to, but these two guys are creative as hell.

    Ned Merrill: Say hello to Julie Ann.

    Denny: Hello Julie Ann. Now this firm has a reputation for originality. I think if you approach them right, take a cut just at first...

    Ned Merrill: Take a cut?

    Denny: Now look here, Ned, you don't have to pretend with *me*.

  • Dale Harding: B-but, you're supposed to be dead!

    Denny: Well, in that case we'd better have a seance.

  • Denny: Come on.

    Rusty: I don't have any cash.

    Denny: There's an ATM in the lobby. Come on, porn-star, I want you up my ass so bad. Come on.

  • Rusty: Come on. You don't see ME kissin' some other guy that I don't know.

    Denny: Look, I might be yours, but you don't own me. You got that?

  • Denny: Rusty is kind. He really likes me. He wants to take care of me.

  • Rusty: A blonde, muscular guy doesn't exactly have a hard time in this town. Who ARE you?

    Denny: It's kind of a big question for breakfast, don't you think?

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