Dennis Van Welker Quotes in Camp Nowhere (1994)
Dennis Van Welker Quotes:
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Fein: Back in the 60's, some hippies came here and turned the place into a commune. You know, sex, and drugs, and debauchery.
Dennis Van Welker: Knew I'd been here before.
Gaby: Eww! You did that stuff here?
Dennis Van Welker: No... not *here*.
[Takes a step to the right and nods]
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"Mud": Who's this?
Dennis Van Welker: Winston Churchill. Jimi Hendrix of the spoken word.
"Mud": Who's Jimi Hendrix?
Dennis Van Welker: Michael Jordan of the electric guitar.
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Dennis Van Welker: Don't forget your pills. 4 every hour.
"Mud": Uh Dennis? that's 1 every 4 hours.
Dennis Van Welker: No way, let me see that.
[reads bottle]
Dennis Van Welker: Oh... not the first time THAT mistake's gotten me in trouble.
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Dennis Van Welker: You know, back in the '60s when we said we wanted to change society, maybe we should've been more specific.
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Dennis Van Welker: Do you know what the first rule of the theater is, Mud?
"Mud": No...
Dennis Van Welker: [shouts] Talk loud enough for people to hear you!
"Mud": OK... so...
"Mud": [shouts] Are you gonna help me?
Dennis Van Welker: Much better... No.
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Dennis Van Welker: [some advice to Mud] Here's what you do: get lost! Disappear into the woods for five or six hours. When you show up they'll be so glad you haven't been eaten by bears, they'll forget the other stuff!
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Dennis Van Welker: [quietly] Do you know what the first law of the theater is, Mud?
Morris 'Mud' Himmel: What?
Dennis Van Welker: TALK LOUD ENOUGH FOR PEOPLE TO HEAR YOU!
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Karl Dell: Check or plastic?
Dennis Van Welker: Cash.
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"Mud": How could you invite her over?! She's going to find out!
Dennis Van Welker: Mud, in a couple of years, two things will happen. One, you'll grow a ridiculous mustache that looks fruit mold on your upper lip. Two, you'll suddenly understand why men invite charming, attractive women to dinner.
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Dennis Van Welker: [explaining Mud's firework burn] The stove's really ancient.
Dr. Celeste Dunbar: Maybe you should consider getting a microwave.
Dennis Van Welker: Oh I couldn't do that, the cat's got a pacemaker.
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Trish: Wig-n-Wam? What're we doing at a car wash?
Gaby: This will never work.
Dennis Van Welker: Haven't you ever heard of a clean getaway?
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