Dennis Mangenelli Quotes in Beer League (2006)

Artie DeVanzo: [imitating Yankees PA Announcer Bob Sheppard] Your attention please, now pitching for Mangenelli: Number 1, Needle Dick,

[Artie's team laughs]

Artie DeVanzo: Number 1

Dennis Mangenelli: Yeah, all right!

Artie DeVanzo: Needle Dick.

Artie DeVanzo: Ohh! Alright, listen up. Anybody that doesn't do a pregame shot with me is a fuckin' pussy.

Dennis Mangenelli: Jerk off!

Artie DeVanzo: Hey, did this jerk off just call me a jerk off?

Artie DeVanzo: Come on let's get this guy! Let's get this punk! He's nothin'! He's a loser! He's an asshole! A cock sucker! He's a total piece a shit!

Dennis Mangenelli: You shut up fatso!

Artie DeVanzo: Hey, watch the name-calling!

Dennis Mangenelli: Hey, DaVanzo

Artie DeVanzo: If you're gonna ask if you can suck my left nut, the answer's maybe.