Dekker Quotes in Last Action Hero (1993)

Dekker: SLAAAAAAAAAATERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Dekker: And you promised me you wouldn't tell!

Jack Slater: I didn't.

Dekker: Well, then how did he know?

Danny Madigan: "Jack Slater I".

Dekker: What's winning got to do with this?

Danny Madigan: No. The very first "Jack Slater".

Dekker: [to Jack] You told your dad?

Jack Slater: I didn't tell anybody! I don't even know this kid!

Dekker: Well, he sure seems to know a lot about us.

[first lines]

Dekker: This is one hell of a way to spend Christmas.

[repeated line]

Dekker: Slater!

Dekker: You suck the blood outta cottonpickin' toes I can take from you! I got the California Raisins cast is doing an all-male version of The Diary of Anne Frank doing the all-male version in my frizza sibba! Tiny Tim has stepped onto a totem, so what? You ball peen jackameenis, I'll slap the mouth-outtall the cocksuckin' tales I can take from you! Fridda feen? You know, you take the mayor in the library bush; you're never gonna azizza bazizzes down at the beach; go down to the beaches, y'know? You take the chicken out the bag and stick it UP!

Danny Madigan: Wait! I can prove this is a movie!

Dekker: Who the hell are you, kid?

Danny Madigan: Look out there, there's a cartoon cat.

Jack Slater: He's supposed to be back on duty. He was only suspended for a month. Now shut up.

Danny Madigan: Listen to what I'm saying. An animated cat just walked into the squad room. Hello.

Jack Slater: He'll do it again tomorrow. So what's your point?

Dekker: That cat is one the best men I got.

Jack Slater: Yeah.

Dekker: Now who is this twerp? And why is that smile on his face?

Danny Madigan: I just love the way you two fight knowing how you really feel about each other.

Dekker: Pray tell, just tell me how I feel about this weird-looking sack of puppy poo.