Dee Twiddle Quotes in Blonde and Blonder (2007)

[first lines]

Dee Twiddle: Oh, something's back there.

[pointing at toilet paper]

Dawn St. Dom: Oh, you've got one, too.

[grabbing paper seat cover]

Golf Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, an airplane has just made a hole-in-one.

Dee Twiddle: [emerging] We come in peace.

Dawn St. Dom: What are we listening to?

Dee Twiddle: That's the Sound of Music.

Dawn St. Dom: Oh cool. What's the music called?

Dee Twiddle: How long have you lived here?

Dawn St. Dom: None months. How about you?

Dee Twiddle: Oh, not nearly that long. About a year.

Dee Twiddle: That's my dream, I want to have my own a turtle orphanage. And I want to dance in a Broadway play.

Dawn St. Dom: I got fired for typos.

Dee Twiddle: What are typos?

Dawn St. Dom: I have no idea...

Dee Twiddle: Are you ready for Wong?

Dawn St. Dom: How can I not be when it feels so right?

[last lines]

Dee Twiddle: Turtles can teach us a lot.

Virgil the Turtle: [farts]

Tour Kid: I already know how to do that.