Dee Jay Quotes in Street Fighter (1994)

Dee Jay: That's great news general, congratulations!

Bison: On the contrary, I mourn.

Dee Jay: Okay.

Bison: I was hoping to face Guile personally on the battlefield, one gentleman warrior to another, in respectful combat. Then I would snap his spine. Ah.

[sighs]

Bison: The road not taken. But why? Why do they still call me a warlord? And mad? All I want to do is to create the perfect genetic soldier! Not for power, not for evil, but for good. Carlos Blanka will be the first of many - they shall march out of my laboratory and sweep away every adversary, every creed, every nation, until the very planet is in the loving grip of the Pax Bisonica. And then peace will reign, and the world, and all humanity, shall bow to me in humble gratitude...

Zangief: That vas beautiful.

Zangief: General Bison is a bad guy? If you know then why do you work for him?

Dee Jay: Because he paid me a freakin fortune, Man! If you know what's good for you you'll save your own ass!

Zangief: ...you got paid?

Dee Jay: Oh, Yes. My mama didn't raise no fool, baby.

[he sees someone coming]

Dee Jay: Oh man, I should have stayed at Microsoft.

Zangief: DEE JAY! Why you arent in your uniform? The enemies of peace and freedom are at our halls!

Dee Jay: Are you totally demented mon? Our boss is the enemy of freedom and peace these people have come all over the world to stop him. If you are smart you save your own ass!

Zangief: Wait! Bison is a bad guy! If you know vhy make use of him

Dee Jay: Because he paid me a freakin' fortune you moron!

[runs off]

Zangief: [stupidly] You got paid?

Bison: [patching through to Guile on GNT World News] Colonel Guile! Greetings!

Colonel Guile: [to Cammy] He took the bait. Trace that signal, stat!

Bison: Why do you address a fellow warrior with such disrespect?

Colonel Guile: Warrior? You? How many doctors and nurses have you killed this week? How many children have you orphaned?

Bison: You will choke on those words, Guile.

Colonel Guile: Anytime, dickhead. We'll go worldwide, just like now.

Dee Jay: General, they're tracing this.

Bison: You think you're so clever, Guile. Think about this. You have three days. If my twenty billion dollars are not delivered by then, the hostages will die, and the world will hold you responsible! Victory!

Dee Jay: [chanting with Bison's troops] Bison! Bison!

Colonel Guile: You hostages! If you can hear me, we're coming! We're coming! Charlie! Charlie, hang on, buddy! We're coming! We're coming! Hang on, buddy!

Dee Jay: Jamaica, here I come!

Victor Sagat: [appearing abruptly] Here WE come!

Dee Jay: If you boys can't appreciate my music, then you boys better haul your sorry asses outta here!

Guile: I came with a warning: Shadowlaw's after you.

Dee Jay: [PG-13 edited version] Yahoo! They are some masterpieces of work, I am honored!

Dee Jay: [after seeing a monitor cyborg] I'll be a son of a bitch. What the hell is that, Tin Man on steroids?

Guile: I came with a warning: Shadowlaw's after you.

Dee Jay: [Unrated edited version] Yahoo! They are some bad ass mothers. I am honored!

Guile: I came with a warning: Shadowlaw's after you.

Dee Jay: [unrated uncut version] Yahoo! They are some bad ass motherfuckers, I am honored!