Deco Quotes in The Commitments (1991)

[learning the band will be called "The Commitments"]

Billy: The Commitments?

Jimmy Rabbitte: It's a "the".

Deco: How do you spell it?

Jimmy Rabbitte: T-H-E.

Deco: [Bernie, Imelda and Natalie are rehearsing for their solo] If they're singing, then what am I supposed to do?

Billy: You can sing along, you've bigger tits than all of them.

Deco: I've a bugle here you can blow on.

Natalie: I've an arse here you can kiss.

Deco: If I'm gonna front the band, I like the sound of "Deco."

Billy: Deco the bus conductor. Is that "top-Deco" or "bottom-Deco"?

Billy: And you... George Michael... you ever call me a fuckin' eejit again, you'll go home with the drumsticks stuck up your hole... the one you don't sing out of.

Deco: That'll be the day.

Billy: I'm tellin' ya it's coming, so keep your Vaseline handy.