Debra Salhany Quotes in How to Kill Your Neighbor's Dog (2000)

Debra Salhany: So, how did you meet your wife?

Peter McGowan: She was a lap dancer, I had a pocket full of singles... No, she was a dancer. For a brief period, she gave acting a try. She came in for an audition, and the rest as they say is histrionics.

Debra Salhany: So, you employed the casting couch?

Peter McGowan: Hey, whatever works. You know that, Deborah.

Debra Salhany: Thanks for sticking around, Peter.

Peter McGowan: Thanks for letting me be sticky, Debbie.

Peter McGowan: ...But maybe that's everything in writing - a catchy title.

Debra Salhany: So is that why you decided to call your first novel How to Kill Your Neighbor's Dog?

Peter McGowan: Oh, that isn't mere affectation. That's a practical guidebook full of juicy bits on suburban terrorism.

Debra Salhany: ...but, uh, what if somebody reads this and goes out and kills their neighbor's dog?

Peter McGowan: Oh, well, what are you gonna do?