Deborah Fifer Quotes in Scenes from a Mall (1991)
Deborah Fifer Quotes:
Nick Fifer: I don't know how our marriage lasted.
Deborah Fifer: Mutual death wish.
Deborah Fifer: Do you really hate this dress?
Nick Fifer: What I really hate is this jacket, this white jacket. I look like a Brazilian gigolo.
[Deborah wants to give Nick his Christmas present]
Deborah Fifer: I have something to get you out of your midlife crisis.
Nick Fifer: That can only mean a full-body vibrator!
[On an affair Nick had]
Nick Fifer: I liked her. I loved the sex.
Deborah Fifer: [scornful] Oh. So, you LOVE me, but you only LIKE the sex.
Nick Fifer: Well, now I feel like the scumbag of all time.
Deborah Fifer: You are.
Nick Fifer: Your constant interrupting of me...
Deborah Fifer: Please! In sixteen years, I've never finished a sentence.
Deborah Fifer: No alimony, no special stipends, just plain child support - a LOT of it.
Deborah Fifer: How about those two beautiful creatures? Think you can handle them?
Nick Fifer: Handle them? I can salivate over them.
Deborah Fifer: I betrayed you? You betrayed me! What about your seven month adventure with a girl named Ed?
Nick Fifer: [defensive] Am I the kind of guy who loses his temper?
Deborah Fifer: Please! You smashed the mime in the jaw!
Nick Fifer: [defensive] I gave him 100 bucks...
Deborah Fifer: Of course, Nicky-san. Anything for Nicky-san on most honorable anniversary.
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