Deborah Fifer Quotes in Scenes from a Mall (1991)

Nick Fifer: I don't know how our marriage lasted.

Deborah Fifer: Mutual death wish.

Deborah Fifer: Do you really hate this dress?

Nick Fifer: What I really hate is this jacket, this white jacket. I look like a Brazilian gigolo.

[Deborah wants to give Nick his Christmas present]

Deborah Fifer: I have something to get you out of your midlife crisis.

Nick Fifer: That can only mean a full-body vibrator!

[On an affair Nick had]

Nick Fifer: I liked her. I loved the sex.

Deborah Fifer: [scornful] Oh. So, you LOVE me, but you only LIKE the sex.

Nick Fifer: Well, now I feel like the scumbag of all time.

Deborah Fifer: You are.

Nick Fifer: Your constant interrupting of me...

Deborah Fifer: Please! In sixteen years, I've never finished a sentence.

Deborah Fifer: No alimony, no special stipends, just plain child support - a LOT of it.

Deborah Fifer: How about those two beautiful creatures? Think you can handle them?

Nick Fifer: Handle them? I can salivate over them.

Deborah Fifer: I betrayed you? You betrayed me! What about your seven month adventure with a girl named Ed?

[Last lines]

Nick Fifer: [defensive] Am I the kind of guy who loses his temper?

Deborah Fifer: Please! You smashed the mime in the jaw!

Nick Fifer: [defensive] I gave him 100 bucks...

Deborah Fifer: Of course, Nicky-san. Anything for Nicky-san on most honorable anniversary.