Deborah Clasky Quotes in Spanglish (2004)

Deborah Clasky: How are you nicer than me?

John Clasky: You didn't set the bar that high.

Evelyn Wright: We have to talk.

Deborah Clasky: Mother, are you buzzed?

Evelyn Wright: No. I quit drinking weeks ago! No one noticed, but I guess that's a pretty good indicator that I conducted myself quite well when I was drunk. But this isn't about me right now.

Deborah Clasky: So tell me again why I can't call him on his cell again?

Evelyn Norwich: Besides that he turned it off?

Deborah Clasky: Yeah.

Evelyn Norwich: Forty messages starts to look needy.

Deborah Clasky: [upon hearing John's car pull into the driveway] Do I need to put on make-up?

Evelyn Norwich: You need a hose, but we don't have that kinda time.

Deborah Clasky: [upon first seeing Cristina] Flor! Look at this child! You could make a fortune doing surrogate pregnancy!

Deborah Clasky: You were an alcoholic and wildly promiscuous woman during my formative years so that im in this fix because of you, it is your fault and I just needed that moment for us to build on.

Evelyn Wright: You have a solid point dear... but right now the lessons of my life are coming in handy for you.

Deborah Clasky: You don't have any other questions for me?

John Clasky: What other questions could there be?

Deborah Clasky: Do you really think that cupping my breast is going to solve the issue here?

John Clasky: It's worked before.

Deborah Clasky: Well, now it's infuriating me.

John Clasky: Wrong breast.

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Deborah Clasky: [while running] Left! Left!

Deborah Clasky: Don't translate asides.

John Clasky: This is *not* an argument, honey.

Deborah Clasky: Yes. Yes it is! We're having a fight, John. A big fight, at last. So could be stop being so stark raving clam!

Deborah Clasky: We're wearing the same jumper! That's good boogabooga!