Debbie Thornberry Quotes in Rugrats Go Wild (2003)

Eliza: What happened?

Debbie Thornberry: I was taking care of this island princess and...

Eliza: What's she doing in the bathysphere?

Debbie Thornberry: [scoffs] I didn't say I was taking care of her *well*.

Eliza: Debbie, you are so self-centered.

Debbie Thornberry: [screams] I AM NOT!

Debbie Thornberry: [suspiciously] You sure know an awful lot for an "island girl".

Angelica Pickles: Well, see, a TV washed up on the beach one time, and the island king made the whole tribe watch it.

Debbie Thornberry: [after a long pause] Cool!

Angelica Pickles: [Debbie and Angelica are chilling out on the beach, eating Oreo-type biscuits] These are much better than the cookies we got back at the grass hut, and I don't have to share with no dumb babies!

[realising she almost blew her cover]

Angelica Pickles: Uh, I mean, dumb baby savages!

Debbie Thornberry: [raising her sunglasses up] Tell me about it! I have to share with a pigtailed weirdo, a jungle freak, and a monkey in a tank top!

[Debbie drinks her soda, finished it and belches, then hands her empty glass to Angelica]

Debbie Thornberry: Uh, refill?

Angelica Pickles: Why do I have to get it?

Debbie Thornberry: You said you wanted to learn how to be bossy, right? This is how you learn. Extra ice, two straws.

[Angelica runs up to the Comvee to refill Debbie's drink]

Debbie Thornberry: [to herself] I would trade the monkey for her any day!