Debbie Griswold Quotes in Vacation (2015)

Debbie Griswold: James, you are not going to fight.

James Griswold: I am not going to stand here like a little bitch.

Debbie Griswold: Hey, you know, you never told us why you keep that teddy bear on the front of your truck.

Trucker: Oh, it makes the kids feel more comfortable.

Rusty Griswold: Oh yeah? You have kids?

Trucker: No.

James Griswold: Mom, do you think Uncle Stone will let me ride his horse?

Debbie Griswold: I don't see why not.

Kevin Griswold: Do think I can shoot his guns?

Debbie Griswold: No, you cannot.

Kevin Griswold: Too bad.

Kevin Griswold: [to James] I would've shot you right off that fuckin' horse.

Rusty Griswold: We're going to Walley World.

Debbie Griswold: What?

Kevin Griswold: This is some bullshit right here!

Rusty Griswold: Well, I thought it'd be fun for the kids to see where you went to college.

Debbie Griswold: Oh, God. Why would that be fun for them, honey?

Rusty Griswold: You can give us a tour. Maybe one of them could study there one day.

James Griswold: Oh, no. No way, man. I've got my sights on something a little more Ivy League.

Debbie Griswold: [under her breath] Huh. Little fucker.

James Griswold: What, Ma?

Debbie Griswold: I love you. That's what I said.

Rusty Griswold: Maybe for lunch we can find a burger place. You know, like a... Like a drive-through burger place.

James Griswold: I don't know, Dad. I think we should steer clear of that.

Rusty Griswold: Good one, James.

Debbie Griswold: All right, enough, you guys. Dad hit a cow, okay? Let's just moo-ve on.

Kevin Griswold: Oh, I got one.

Rusty Griswold: Yeah, let's hear it.

Kevin Griswold: James is a piece of shit.

Rusty Griswold: Kinda miss the point there, buddy.