Dean Pritchard Quotes in Old School (2003)

Dean Pritchard: Ladies and gentleman, please welcome, the co-host of CNN's Crossfire, famed political consultant, the raging Cajun, Mr. James Carville.

James Carville: Thank you, Thank you, Dean Pritchard. It's an honor and a pleasure to be here, sir.

Dean Pritchard: Topic number one. What is your position on the role of government in supporting innovation in the field of biotechnology?

James Carville: Well, Dean, I'm, I'm glad that you asked that question...

Frank: Uhhh... Actually, I'd like to jump in and take that one, Jimmy, If you don't mind.

James Carville: Have at it, Hoss.

Frank: [Frank takes a drink of water, makes a funny face and grunts] Recent research has shown that empirical evidence for globalization of corporate innovation is very limited and as a corollary the market for technologies is shrinking. As a world leader, it's important for America to provide systematic research grants for our scientists. I believe strongly there will always be a need for us to have a well-articulated innovation policy with emphasis on human resource development. Thank you.

[Frank grunts, makes a face and goes limp; audience applauds]

Frank: What happened? I blacked out

Dean Pritchard: That was interesting. ha ha. Thank you very much. And, uh, your rebuttal? Mr. Carville.

James Carville: Oh... It... We... have no response. That was perfect.

Frank: That's the way you do it! That's the way you debate!

Mitch: Wow. Cheese. Is that you?

Dean Pritchard: Hello, Mitch. Bernard. I see you guys haven't changed much.

Beanie: Who's this guy?

Mitch: Beanie, you remember Cheese, Rodney's kid brother?

Dean Pritchard: Actually, my name's not Cheese anymore. It's Gordon Pritchard.

Beanie: Oh, yeah. Cheeeeeese. Yeah, didn't we lock you in a dumpster one time?

Dean Pritchard: Yea, I got out.

Beanie: Cool man. Good. Glad you did.

Dean Pritchard: Listen, Chang.

Megan Huang: It's Huang.

Dean Pritchard: Whatever.

Mitch: So what are you? Campus security?

Dean Pritchard: Try again.

Beanie: Jevohah Witness?

Dean Pritchard: I'm the Dean. Dean Pritchard.

Mitch: Beanie, you remember, Cheese.

Beanie: Oh, yeah. Cheeeeese... Didn't we lock you in the dumpster one time?

Dean Pritchard: [aggitated] I got out.

Beanie: Cool, man.

Dean Pritchard: Are you a comedian now? This is me leaving. This is me leaving.