Dean Higgins Quotes in The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes (1969)

Dean Higgins: Oh, you don't know him. You don't know him at all! The man is ruthless! He gets all that taxpayers' money, and still he's ruthless!

Dean Higgins: Don't you worm me, you worm!

Dean Higgins: You're crushing perfectly good vitamins to give to a cow?

Schuyler: That's right.

Mercedes: Professor Quigley's here to pick up his severence check.

Dean Higgins: Professor Quigley, hmm? Well you inform Professor Quigley that we don't give out severence checks anymore.

Dean Higgins: But we always give out severance checks.

Dean Higgins: Well, we don't anymore! We just ran out of money!

Dean Higgins: I *know* he's on his way but so's Christmas

Dean Higgins: I know he's been kidnapped. How do I know? Because he's been gone for the last three hours looking for his dog.

The Policewoman: Sir, a boy looking for his dog isn't so unusual.

Dean Higgins: It is when the dog got back two hours and forty-five minutes ago.